Absurd, funny, and creative answers acceptable.
2007-10-02 05:03:59 · 20 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay, I guess I probably should've said ONLY funny, absurd, and creative answers, and we have exceeded the limit for answers suggesting that Mensa's membership would not need to boast.
2007-10-02 05:18:24 · update #1
I would scan it into my computer and i would print it out on iron on transfer paper(in diff sizes) then i would proceed to make several bandannas and shirts and place them strategically on other articles of clothing like my undergarments and the butt of my pants....Then would fold up a copy and keep it in my wallet...."accidental" dropping it every time i opend my wallet...while saying"oops..what's this? i dotn remember ...ohhh yah..its my MENSA certificate.....from MENSA..they sent it to me....huh.." then put it back in my purse.....ALSO anytime someone disaggreed with you i'd say"oh....yah...your probably right....i'm (as i reach into my purse with a copy of my certificate printed on it...and pull out my actuall Mensa Certificate) what do i know....i'm just a person...That gets certificates from MENSA....oh your mail is here...oooo you got something from yahoo answers....i'm sorry your definately more likely to be right than me......"
Oh did i show you my new tatoo (pulls back sleeve exposing the Mensa certificate on my shoulder)
2007-10-02 05:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Consuela B. Hammock 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'd whip out my mensa certificate at the grocery store - oh yes you do want to re-count that change! At the car garage - it's going to cost how much to fix my car?! - I don't think so! Try again! At work - I'm wrong, huh? Well so says you, boss! And give me a big raise while you're at that apology! LOL - I'd be a tyrant.
2007-10-05 01:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by sweet pea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would probably be the tattered bit hanging on the wall with scotch tape next to the beautiful framed certificate that proclaims me "Honorary Brewmaster" from Anheuser Busch (when I completed Beer School).
2007-10-02 05:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by Master C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that anyone intelligent enough to have a Mensa certificate would need to carry it around.
You do not need proofs for the obvious after all.
2007-10-02 05:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kicky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
due to the fact that my school considered me to be a bumb blonde, I wouldn't have a Mensa certificate, but in the dream world where I live, I would frame it, have in printed in the News Papers, have copies placed all over town and if I ever saw an old teacher of mine,
I WOULD SHOVE IT IN THEIR FACES!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-02 08:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know I don't? hehe.
Nawww, really, I would continue to look like a normal average person by day, but would use my brainiac powers at night to seek out evildoers and fight crime!
Either that or come up with a way to break the lottery code and win millions to share with my family and friends.
2007-10-02 05:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by bijou 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would carry it around everywhere I went and I would cut everyone in line and tell them, "It's ok, I'm in Mensa!"
2007-10-02 05:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie aka Rosie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would fax a copy to Stephen Hawkings and the rest of those semi-clever individuals, with a note attached reading: "Beat that genuis boy!"
2007-10-02 07:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the people that rant about Mensa rarely qualify for membership, there are several frauds here on Y/A that play that silly game, I have met one person here that could be a member and she isn't interested and enjoys her life of academia in Europe.
2007-10-02 05:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, I AM a member of Mensa, but I don't go around telling people.......and my "certificate"......I have no idea where it is......crammed in a drawer somewhere...
2007-10-02 05:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by Spun Up IMMORTAL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋