2007-10-02 03:14:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have a great pants story:
I was at a business meeting in a top restaurant and my tummy was on the edge of sonmething brewing all that day. So anyway I did a fart and got a liquefied follow through and quite alot of it so I leapt up to go to the looa and when I got there I sat on the throne and looking down I could see there was no getting away from the fact that my pants were soaked with green liquid sh1t that absolutely wreaked.
So after I had emptied the rest of it in the basin I had to remove the pants completely and put them in the bin, my suit trousers even had some overspill cuz of the shear volume of the occurance.
Any way I put my pants in the little bin that they have and realised there was no toilet tissue cuz the restaurant ws a posh one they had proper face flannels so i used that instead, lol! lLMAO! sorry .
Even though I rinsed the flannel the stench of putrified sh1t was still on the flannel ( i should have put that in the bin too looking back but I didnt).
So I had to go back to the table without underwear, and sit for ages still wanting a second burst while sitting in a soggy drenched suit.
2007-10-02 03:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, this one time (not at band camp), my friend, who is a guy, decided to wear my pants to school. Now, I know that doesn't sound that funny, but I'm 5' 1" and he's like 5' 10" or something and I wear kinda tight pants and when I went to pick him up for school, he tried to put them on and they looked so funny because they were like too long to be capris but too short to be pants and thay were really tight on him and he looked so funny!! They were so tight he had trouble getting in my car. He ended up changing back into his on the way to school because he said he looked like an oompa loompa!
2007-10-02 10:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by Helium Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...nice movie :)
2007-10-02 10:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by Diana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hearing them hit the ground in the heat of the moment.
2007-10-02 10:18:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put them on one leg at a time like everyone else.
2007-10-02 10:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Rosie aka Rosie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
taking hers off for the first time
2007-10-02 10:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by Lost in Merryland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taken em off!
2007-10-02 10:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Putting them on?
2007-10-02 10:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by MissMomma_got suspended 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My first pair of bellbottoms...I'm a child of the 60's...
2007-10-02 10:45:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anglcake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You put them on and wear them, no big deal.
2007-10-02 10:20:55 · answer #10 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋