2007-10-02 02:07:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Euthanize it
2007-10-02 02:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by nursegrl 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Dear PaulyDragon,
If you are having problems with your monkey, then you should spank it.
And if it doesn't go down, spank it again.
It might take awhile for this to happen for it to get the hint, moans and quivers a few times until is spews all over the place with delight.
Make sure you don't go blind while spanking your monkey.
When you are done, please don't shake my hand with your hairy palms when you are done.
And please leave the pictures that cause your monkey to misbehave unglued.
Sincerely,
Mike
2007-10-02 02:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by Doesntstayinvegas.com 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Outside playing in the compost heap, eating the worms! Yum! Yum! Almost believable, Eh!
2007-10-02 06:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stew it down and have it with Roti, and channa and potato. Invite the Trini Posse over, and with the bottles of Johnny they will bring, we will have a party.
2007-10-02 02:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by hottawarrior - win lose or draw 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
<------- What's my name!!!
2007-10-02 02:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Spanky the monkey !!! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drop it off at your ex's house and say you'll be right back. Obviously you never go right back.
2007-10-02 02:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
introduce it to the pet shark
2007-10-02 02:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make it take a cold shower.
...or do you want me to be creative and say "spank it."
2007-10-02 02:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donate it to a zoo.
2007-10-02 02:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it sedatives
2007-10-02 08:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by Amy K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋