2007-10-02 00:16:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Try a battery pack and jump leads attached to the nipples, shocking I know but it worked for Jesus.
2007-10-02 01:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before reporting him take a deep breath and realize that this isn't a kiddie site and ask yourself, "am I being oversensative?"
2007-10-02 08:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by ObscureB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could sit on his face,hahahahaha Really a bolt of electricity.Might do the trick.
2007-10-02 07:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nice shower always helps.
2007-10-02 08:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by kick it 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him EPR...
Extraterrestial Pulmonary Resusitation...
(Make sure you breathe through his belly button, and press down two fingers below his waste...otherwise, you'll kill him again...)
2007-10-02 07:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Electrocution might work but if not just bury him in the garden and say nothing.
2007-10-02 07:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by Paws 'n' Claws 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apply CPR.
2007-10-02 07:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oohh!!! i can provide him with vampire blood so he can be undead... but that way, he has to feed on the living to keep on being undead...
2007-10-02 07:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by stargirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Viagra and lots of caffeine...
2007-10-02 12:45:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kiss of life
2007-10-02 07:21:22 · answer #10 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋