You roll over and wake up next to your mother-in-law who's naked apart from her smile
2007-10-01 23:43:50
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answer #1
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answered by Tiger01204 5
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You wake up and the power's been shut off along with the heat and water. Then you run out of gas, get into a fender-bender and by the time you finally get to work you're suspended without pay for a week for being late too many times and using the same old excuse every single time.
Then you come back home and find your spouse cheating on you . . . and you're invited for a threesome.
2007-10-03 05:56:30
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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You have had a bad nights sleep
2007-10-02 06:47:21
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Your car broke down on the way to work.
2007-10-02 06:45:54
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answer #4
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answered by doglover 5
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When I get up in the morning on the wrong foot!!
2007-10-02 06:44:01
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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When my husband beats me to the bathroom in the morning ;-)
2007-10-02 06:46:05
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answer #6
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answered by secondfloorloft 2
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you joke that the next thing that should happen is a car accident, and then 5 minutes later get into one........ happend to me!!!
2007-10-02 06:44:58
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answered by Anonymous
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When I see someone who is always complaining about life..
It really pisses me off.
2007-10-02 06:44:24
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answer #8
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answered by AJ 2
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when wrong thinks around me same days.
2007-10-02 11:14:17
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answer #9
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answered by marcos m 1
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yes
2007-10-02 07:14:18
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answer #10
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answered by princess5 2
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