one time i think i was 5, and i thought i was a cat so, i went up on the work tops in the kitchen, and jumped off, on all 4s,
and i bang my head, and knocked my self out
i dont remember my mum taking me to hospital but after that i was drowsy the whole day
2007-10-01 23:18:23 · 34 answers · asked by Bumumble 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Snook , why was bleach in a cup,
did it taste good? lmao
2007-10-01 23:24:22 · update #1
Swordfish, lmao thats so funny, did you call the dog daddy, to or did you think it was real
2007-10-01 23:25:12 · update #2
angel, i will allow that becasue the liquid , does look bright and yummy
2007-10-01 23:25:57 · update #3
omg these answers are so funny i cant choose
2007-10-04 21:34:57 · update #4
I wanted a cat really badly and stole the neighbours, locked it into the shed and gave it food. A few days later I thought if I paint the cat, nobody would recognize her and I could keep it forever. So I grabbed some magnolia paint and started to give her a good coat. I was very pleased with the result - my mum wasnt though when she opened the shed door and saw me sitting there with a paintbrush in one hand and a distraught magnolia cat in the other.
2007-10-01 23:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by soulsurfer 4 · 10⤊ 0⤋
I watched this old pirate show where this guy was hung. Well a few days later me and my young brother were out in the garden... I looked across at the washing line and there hanging off the pole was the most perfect noose. I persuaded little brother to stand on his 3 wheel bike, and place his neck in the noose (washing line)... I then with some degree of strength yanked the little bike out from under his feet and left him hanging from the line..... Luckily the old dear was in the kitchen washing up when she happened to luck out of window and see little brother now dangling from the washing line, little legs kicking and alsort!!! She came rushing out and rescued him....! Its kind of funny now, but It could have gone a whole different way!! Its amazing that when you are so young you just don't realsie the dangers!
2007-10-04 21:51:38 · answer #2 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We had an electrician come round and sort out some wiring for us when I was about 7.
That evening, I thought I'd have a go myself on a peice of wiring to a light using a pair of metal scissors. The bang as the light went out and the fuse blew scared the hell out of the babysitter - and me.
Apparently, if I'd cut the other wire in the cable first I'd have been killed....
I also got purple plastecine stuck to my hair because I'd been trying to flattetn a stubborn peice at school and resorted to headbutting it... It had to be cut out in the end...
There's a lot more, but it turns a bit nasty after that...
2007-10-04 21:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my mother used to tell me about how the "old days" were when she was growing up and how with their big family had to make do. Well one day she told me that they didn't have money for gum so they used to pull the blacktop from the street, wash it off and chew it like gum. Well I tried that one day on the way home from school, but she didn't tell me that the blacktop (black tar, mecadam) was made of a different substance those days, and then I couldn't get the tar off my teeth and I tried to hide it from her. My toothbrush was black and so were the washcloths, had tar on everything and it wouldn't come off with the baking soda we used for toothpaste. It was then I realized that things never stay the same, and improvements happen with time. A good lesson to be learned at an early age.
2007-10-02 01:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by sophieb 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Convinced myself that I, as a three foot tall six year old, could jump off of an eight foot high wall and come away intact. I actually came away with a severely bruised right knee cap, layers of skin missing from both knees and palms of my hands, a forehead that looked not unlike a Klingon for a couple of weeks and a mild concussion.
2007-10-01 23:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Tish P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some kids stretched out their face with their hands, I thought it was funny to push out my stomach (because I overheard an uncle describe pregnancy as "She swallowed a watermelon seed") and twice it landed me at a doctors office, and enemas, which I was too young (4-5) to correlate this misunderstanding result of my "straight faced tongue in cheek" style of humor. I was kept in the dark as to where I was being taken (I guess they thought I would cry if "Doctor" was mentioned) The joke continues to be on me as the muscles stretched out in this area, have made it hard to keep from the "fat gut" look.
2007-10-01 23:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
was in town shopping with my mum when i was abour 4 or so. came up to this big glass fronted shop which i knew we were going into. anyway you can probably guess that i took off running towards the shop and straight into a window, which i presumed was an open door!!
knocked myself straight out!! nearly give the girls in the shop fatal heart attacks, just remember coming round on the floor of the shop surrounded by shop assistants crying their eyes out!!
it still gets brought up at family parties to get a laugh, and im now 25!!
2007-10-02 02:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by missgeorge 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This if funny, but it happened when I was about 18. I woke up late for work one morning, so I rushed to get dressed and leave. I was on the elevator going to my office when I noticed everyone looking down. I looked down to find that I had worn my big bright pink fuzzy slippers to work!!
2007-10-04 21:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I use to think i could fly and one day all are family came down and they put up a trampling and my mom I guess forgot to put up the ladder next to the house so i climbed the ladder and jumped off and bounced onto the trampling and into the bushes, couple of cuts and bruises but i was fine. but there is a little scar on my ankle and i look at it everyday and it always remind me of that silly day......
2007-10-03 08:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by sexylady 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't remember doing anything silly! However, I remember and in fact I still have a cute little note I wrote to God as part of an assignment given by a nun in school!
This is what I wrote...
"Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new dress."
2007-10-04 22:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋