First time posting a fill-in-the-blank story question, wanna have a go?

Question

Please use 7 or more. Enjoy! (:

1. He was cradling his arm as if _______
2. The TV's sound went on the blink and then _______
3. She couldn't _______ if her life depended on it
4. _______ just wasn't enough to even begin to explain it
5. The _______ cup really was only half full
6. Spell-checking _______
7. I know her nickname is Sissy, but _______
8. When's the last time you saw a computer ________
9. What's the ________ with ________
10. Frame ______ for ______
11. Time for ______, gotta _______
12. ________ could, um, ______ that for ya

Too many great answers - gonna have to put it to a vote. Thanks for the fun, everyone! (:

Answer 1

1 - he wanted a drink of juice.
2 - blanked again.
3 - jump
4 - Saying he farted
5 - Ryder
6 - is for ree-ree's.
7 - I think she's a guy.
8 - mouse.
9 - problem ... Antartica.
10 - one ... the Gipper.
11 - boom boom ... go to the bathroom.
12 - I ... squeeze

Answer 2

1. He was cradling his arm as if IT WERE A BABY.
2. The tv's sound went on the blink and then THE WHOLE SET WENT OUT.
3. She couldn't COOK if her life depended on it.
4. WRITING A BOOK just wasn't enough to even begin to explain it.
5. The COFFEE cup really was only half full.
6. Spell-checking ISN'T USED NEARLY ENOUGH.
7. I know her nickname is Sissy, but SHE LOOKS LIKE A BUBBA.
8. When's the last time you saw a computer ACTUALLY WORK?
9. What's the PROBLEM with OJ?
10. Frame JESSE & AL for OJ's ROBBERY CHARGE.
11. Time for DANCING WITH THE STARS, gotta RUN.
12. IF I could, um, I'D VIDEOTAPE that for ya.

Answer 3

1. He was cradling his arm as if it were disconnected.
2. The TV's sound went on the blink and then suddenly worked again! Weird!
3. She couldn't jump her bike over that fence if her life depended on it
4. Words and facial expressions just wasn't enough to even begin to explain it
5. The coffee cup really was only half full
6. Spell-checking is quite undependable.
7. I know her nickname is Sissy, but I call her Sis.
8. When's the last time you saw a computer fly out the car window?
9. What's the deal with those huge campers with names like "Intruder?"
10. Frame of steel for my bike is supple and strong!
11. Time for work, gotta eat my cereal and take a shower.
12. I could, um, kiss that for ya

Answer 4

1. He was cradling his arm as if __it was in a sling.___
2. The TV's sound went on the blink and then the picture did too, so we got a new set.
3. She couldn't cook_ if her life depended on it
4. ___There_ just wasn't enough time to even begin to explain it
5. The _coffee___ cup really was only half full
6. Spell-checking _is always a good idea.__
7. I know her nickname is Sissy, but _don‘t know her given name._
8. When's the last time you saw a computer ___crash?_____
9. What's the __deal-i-o___ with ___Paris Hilton?
10. Frame Al Capone__ for _murder.__
11. Time for _lunch_, gotta _go.__
12. _Sneaky Pete_ could, um, __get_ that for ya.

Answer 5

1, holding a baby
2, it started smoking.
3, call him
4, It
5, half empty
6, is for people that can't spell.
7, how did she get it?, her name is Beullah!.
8, work right?
9, matter with Fred?
10, him for murder!
11 all my children, gotta go!.
12, SureI could, um, do that for ya

Answer 6

1. a monkey was picking him for parasites
2. the man got up and punch the tv
3. make a sandwhich
4. Monkey poo
5. monkey shaped sippy cup
6. is the shiznite
7. I pitty the foo that goes by Sissy
8. give you a bad coupon
9. 411; izzle for shizzle dizzle
10. moo cow

Answer 7

1. it were a baby.
2. darkness.
3. die
4.
5. pessimists'
6. improves your work
7. I call her by her real name
8. dance?
9.matter, the girls?
10. your face, love
11. dinner, eat
12. I, save

Answer 8

1. to say ouch it hurts.
2. POW!!!
3.run
4.personally that
5.freaking
6. is the cure for those whom loath a bad speller.
7. she is one hell of a fire cracker.
8. screen saver
9. story,,him anyways
10. Him,,,picking his nose
11. cow tippin,,,,go
12. They, fire you