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what's your excuse?

2007-10-01 16:21:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

looking* sorry for the typo.

2007-10-01 16:23:33 · update #1

13 answers

I thought that was where the Christmas presents were hidden.

2007-10-01 19:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jay (cynical) 7 · 0 0

Here is a joke on closet!
A boy comes home early from school and finds her mom in bed with her lover. Embarrased and cinfused, he hides in the closet. Soon his dad comes back too and his mother pushes her lover inside the closet. Boy says, "kin' of dark around her." Man: "Yes". Boy: I have a soccrball, do you wanna buy it for $ 100/-. Man: No. Boy: My dad is out there, what if I open the closet! Man: OK I buy it. Another day same thing happens. This time too the boy says, "kin' of dark down here". Then sell his soccer boot for $200/-. Next Saturday afternoon the dad asks his son to get the ball and boots to play. Boy says that he had sold them. When asked for how much, he says that for $300/-. Knowing that those would not cost so much the dad said it amounted to cheating and for that takes him to the Church for confession. Entering the closed room he says, "kin' of dark around here." Priest says, "Come on, not here again"

2007-10-02 00:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1 0

I needed a shirt to borrow. I bought new pants and have nothing to match them.

2007-10-01 23:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was doing a pantie raid ;-)
You caught me red handed

2007-10-02 13:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry. I was checking to see if R. Kelly was trapped in there.

2007-10-01 23:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 3 0

I'm looking for my underwear you borrowed last week! LOL

2007-10-01 23:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was looking for skeletons

2007-10-01 23:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by icu 6 · 0 0

I was looking for my clothes ♥

2007-10-01 23:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by misspriss was suspended =( 3 · 1 0

sorry i was looking for that sweatshirt i let you borrowed

2007-10-01 23:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lookin for something cute to wear.....!!!

2007-10-01 23:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Jack O 6 · 0 0

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