Can you help, Situation vacant. Wonder Woman needs Captain America. Job description follows:?

Question

1) must fight for the rights of the poor and downtrodden seniors.

2) must stand in a majestic pose for all us girlies to ogle.

3)must be able to strike down trolls with a single blow of his majestic weapon

4)must make us laugh so hard we wet ourselves ( not hard when you are a senior)

Iron man will do as long as he fits the bill.

Thanks everyone, I am swamped with applications for the position and applications to interview the applicants. How do I choose hhmmmm!!!

Tealc you are sure to be violated soon from the offers I ve seen thrown your way !!!
Elise welcome to the fray.
Bullie mastiff. Yes but accidently deleted it. Oh dear its me old age playing up.
Love you guys.

Wonder Woman said Captn Scotland would do nicely.
Really, she ought to place her own ads... shees. I m not her lackey

Answer 1

ach would captain scotland do i seem to have a wee bit of time on me hands and nobody wants to violate me lol

Answer 2

I'd say to a point. I think it's really hot when a woman has a certain job tittle, like a nurse, nun, or yoga instructor. I always think of having sex with them in their job. I think women are also attracted to other things, like the size of your ****, the car you drive, what you look/smell like, clothes, or what you portrait socially. I think there are a lot of aspects to attraction. Just think about the other way around. People (men and women) could be attracted to an obtainable leverage of some sort from someone else offering an opportunity. Take an example: A younger guy in his 20's that has sex with a woman in her 40's because she buys him alcohol/clothes/ whatever else he wants. Having experienced that, I'd say it's a lot of fun, and the women enjoys it as long as you make her *** multiple times. Sometimes people's lives suck/ are boring and there is something fun to be had by somebody offering already. If you don't take the opportunity, somebody else will. An example: A young hot wet lady looking for a guy to stick his penis inside her, and you happen to be at the right place/time. Are you going to say no? Women are no different. Maybe they perceive somebody with a high financial ranking type job as somebody that can grant a lot of freedom for fun and affluent things, which is generally true. Also these types of guys have more opportunities to have sex so it's not as much of a big deal to them. This makes these guys more confident in the way women want, hence more attraction is between them. It's all about the feast/ famine phenomena, those who have get even more, and those starving, starve more as they are clearly not good providers. Goes back to the cave man days. Men are just as bad, so don't feel left out if you are starving. If you want to feast on beautiful sexy women bad enough, you will have to earn it as they are a huge minority (<2%) and you have to be the equivalent minority. ( ie get a degree, invest money, get a real career, buy a nice car, own property, get ripped, chill out, and learn to be easy going) If you can't handle that, then it's just too bad. This is not a woman's fault, there are just better men willing to offer more for less ( goes back to not saying no to a hot opportunity. ) It sucks, but this is reality. Men and women aren't very much different than each other. If you want things to change, you only have the power to change yourself. ( ie stop trying to get the hot sexy girl ) If not, do the above.

Answer 3

Working in law enforcement for 37 years would've qualified my hubby who fought long and hard for the rights of others, struck down many a troll with his badge as his majestic weapon, and many's the time I've had a good laugh at his expense (and yes thoroughly wet myself) however.................
the majestic pose was what made me wet myself in the first place, so um, I don't think my "old retired sweetie" is your Captain America. He'll always be mine though :O)))

Answer 4

Captain America is now one of the poor down trodden

standing in a majestic pose, is fine except that the verandah now hangs over the vine

once I did strike down a troll - oops! no, that was the broomstick warrior's mother - come to think of it, she was a Troll

can I make you laugh?, can I tickle your Palmolive?

or are you too young to remember the response to that last question?

Answer 5

YES - WIDERWOMAN - I'M BACK!!
EYEDONTNOSE HAS EMERGED TO PROTECT OUR MENFOLK FROM YOUR INSATIABLE APPETITES!


Back Back I tell ye! Unhand our men and let them free!
Where is your shame? Where is your modesty? Where does your energy come from? Don't you EVER have a headache?

Come gather around ye women good and true - save our men from this vulture of manflesh - she who would strip them bare and bring them to their knees in pursuence of her demands!

Which of our poor lambs will she gorge herself on next - sucking the strength and the honour from him with those Restylin filled lips?

Who amonst them will be the next to be overcome and smothered by those monsterous silicone breasts overflowing that (rather cheap looking) outfit?

I call you to arms women - come Sylvie, Mountaingirl,Buttons,Felines and Bassettfreak - come Dragons and let Lady G head our ranks.

This is our mission - choose to accept it and rid our home of this teaser and tantaliser of our menfolk - let not others suffer the way of the Good and Honourable McTeal has and is - a plaything for her maniacal whimseys!

Stay strong McTeal - we are all for one - and one for all,
Soon - before the this day sees the stars McTeal -
you will taste F R E E D O M!!!!!!

Answer 6

Keep those jiggly jugs under cover Wider Women, our men are to brave for you and the ones you have nabbed in the past are spent and want naught to do with you. You are destined to wander the moors alone with your magic lassoo and bracelets for company.

Answer 7

Captain America is dead. He was killed in the epilogue of "Civil War"

I think Iron Man is still available.

Answer 8

Place the ad, and lets interview them!

Answer 9

I like the majestic pose..........part, when u find him, send me a pic...oooooooooo la la , i can't wait!!

you aren't a senior!!!!

did you get my email??

Answer 10

i nominate tealc for the position !!

and by the way tealc i'd violate you anyday
you know where i live (sort of)