I saw one that said:
"My child was inmate of the month at the county jail"
2007-10-01 13:40:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
THESE ARE ALL THE BUMPER STICKERS I KNOW OF (I collect them, typed up)
If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Princess, having had sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog.
WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
My favourite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
If You Can Read This, I've lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
Born Again Pagan.
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
I Do Whatever My Rice Bubbles Tell Me To.
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.
I Haven't Lost My Mind; It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down, On a Jeep]
Boldly Going Nowhere.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.
What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull.
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
2007-10-01 17:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥EmobEilia♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well not really a bumber sticker but I saw a car full of old women going out to lunch and the car they were getting out of was a grand am, but someone switched the last two letters on the trunk of the car so it said GRAND MA instead of GRAND AM
2016-04-06 23:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would need to understand a strong college rivalry to get it, but I saw once once in Oklahoma said read "lOUd mOUth." Translated it reads "Loud Mouth" with the "OU" capitalized in each word and was an Oklahoma State bumper sticker talking about the University of Oklahoma, (OU).
2007-10-01 14:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
actually it was funny with what happened.
i was driving and this car came up beside me. there was 'bout a foot between me and the car in front and the driver cut in front of me. the bumper sticker said "CAUTION: blonde thinking" that would explain it LOL
2007-10-01 13:51:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That one is funny but also a little sad!! My favorite is probably if you don't like the way I drive dial 1-800-EAT-****!! Not nice, but funny!
2007-10-01 13:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw one that said if your going to ride my azz at least pull my hair!!!
2007-10-01 13:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by L 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stop oops too late
2007-10-01 16:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw one that said is that a banana i your pocket or are you glad to see me!!
2007-10-01 13:44:12 · answer #8 · answered by k_ulani 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a boogie on your windshield.
2007-10-01 13:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I've always liked
"jesus is coming, look busy"
2007-10-01 13:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by Twin momma as of 11/11 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋