Who from The Food Network should Die Hard's John McClane throw of Nakatomi Tower first?

Question

This is just a joke question pick a chef
Alton Brown
Rachel Ray
Paula Deen
Emeril Lagasse
Wolfgang Puck
Bobby Flay
Anthony Bourdain
Giada De Laurentiis
Ina Garten
Guy Fieri
Jamie Oliver
Tyler Florence
other
(Personaly me its a tie between Alton Brown and Paula Deen)

Answer 1

it would be Paula for sure!!

Answer 2

go on a website that will tell you how many calories you need to stay at the weight you are now, there's an option where it says phisical activity it would be in bed or hospital, then subtract 400 calories to lose weight. another thing is make a smoothie of juice from 4 oranges, juice from 1 grapefruit, a green apple sliced, 2 celery sticks, and a handful of cut nopales( a mexican item that is like cactus, make sure you take of the spines) you blend it together and you might need a glass of water added too, then you drink all of it, you could add a tablespoon of powdered flax seeds for more hunger control. if you get hungry later in the day take slim fast or a salad with light dressing. in five days i've lost a lot of inches and 10lbs. and I didn't even exercise just daily movements, and if anyone says it's unhealthy, it's not, people say that because when you lose weight fast and then you could easily go to your old habits, but its not unhealthy. don't throw up i know a girl that died because of it.

Answer 3

You don't have him on the list and he should be there-red head Mario Batali

Answer 4

rachel ray then emeril i just cant stand those two oh giada too

Answer 5

Rachael Ray for sure - she is so annoying...