History's heavyweights! If you were to put together a Battle Royale, who would be in the ring?

Question

Let's say it's a Battle Royal with eight fighters, man or woman, all from history or even present day if it's someone of worldwide importance, who would you throw into the ring and see do battle for the title? I think it would be especially entertaining if you were to describe the reasoning behind each of your eight choices. What talents in the wrestling ring would you assume each of your choices possess? Be creative!

Answer 1

I would like to see Leonidas I and Rasputin. That would be the big ticket. Both were tough. Might toss in Lizzie Borden, if she could bring her ax. Hitler just to see them beat the crap out him, the person who invented shrink rap, Teddy Roosevelt, just to see how big a stick he would carry. Senator Joe McCarthy, for all the lives he ruined. Nero because he was a putz.