I put my husbands dirty socks in his pillow case!!!
2007-10-01 07:25:35 · 11 answers · asked by L 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
While driving from Chicago to Dekalb, a friend of mine was unbuckled in the back seat, leaning forward, talking to me, and trying to sound as though what he was saying was really profound and important. I'd told him to buckle up a few times, but he brushed it off. This friend of mine is a pretty big dude. Not the kind of guy you'd want to pick a fight with. Anyway, he's talking, "blah blah blah," and I decided he could afford to be a little more humble, so I swerved the car a little and let out a short yelp, and my friend SCREAMED like a little girl and squeezed the bejesus out of his hamburger! My wife and I just started cracking up... we were in tears, and he had this stunned look on his face for a couple of seconds before he realized nothing happened. Good times... good times.
Kinda similar to your story:
A few years ago I had this tradition where every once in a while before I would get into bed with my wife, I would stick some small object in my underpants with the expectation that my wife would find it. One day I thought it would be funny to stick a huge jug -- the kind used by jug bands or for storing moonshine -- in my boxer briefs, thinking there would be no way I could get into bed without her seeing it. Well, I got into bed and she didn't notice that I had this gigantic jug in my underpants. Seriously, it was the size of a basketball. I guess you had to be there for that one.
2007-10-01 07:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lets see- the meanest? Im going to say my sister and I were little so we were about 9 and 10 and we had been fighting all day long so my mom kept saying if we didnt shut up she was gonna make us kiss each others butts! We kept fighting so she TRIED to make us kiss each others butts. My sister gave my bare little butt a teeny little kiss and went ewwwww and when my turn came I bit her bare little butt and she went OUCH! She had a huge scab for a couple days!!!! I was only 9!!!!! The funniest? Im always doing weird things to my hubby! Putting cellafane on the toilet seat so his socks get wet. He hates lima beans with a passion so Ill hide 3 or 4 in the middle of his mashed potatoes so when he takes a big bite he gets lima beans! Grosses him out but funny! Once in a restaraunt when he got up to pee I put a bunch of salt in his coffee cup and let him drink a big ol gulp of it!!!! Never a boring day around my house!!!!
2007-10-01 07:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told a guy that liked me I only date men who are manly enough to wear pink. I told him that if he agreed to wear pink on our first date I would go out with him (I mean I've decided I have to tell all guys that because it sets the tone for the relationship and let's them know who is boss). He kept asking how much pink are we talking and I was like a pink shirt and pink pants j/k. Then he goes how about a pink pin is that ok...lol. I was only joking of course and let him know after he made that statement. He got a kick out of it. Hey it was a good way to break the ice!
2007-10-01 08:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Brownie12866 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting in a chair during lunch, and one of the guy's from the other lunch table pulled it from behind, and I fell off - then ran into a kid with a lunch tray! I was mad but I laughed anyway.
2016-05-18 02:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pretend to agree with people that don't have a clue about what they are talking about in hopes they spout ther mouths off and make fools of themselves
2007-10-01 07:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put my cigarette out on someones hand, but he did have it round my throat at the time!
shoved all my husbands letters under the sheets on his side of the bed coz i got sick to the back teeth of him opening them and leaving them on the dinning room table!
xxx
2007-10-01 07:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friends lil sister convinced I was stalking her online, I had her crying. We had a good laugh about it the next day but she was pissed.
2007-10-01 07:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tied my bosses office chair to his desk.
I duct taped the refrigerator door shut.
2007-10-01 07:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by George 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a sleep over with two friends. Years ago. Anyway one of my friends fell asleep the other one poured pop in her mouth well sleeping. She spit it everywhere and started choking. She was fine. It was funny.
2007-10-01 07:30:55 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I had choked my boyfriend to death (literally) for cheating with my best friend. He thought it was funny to do that. Now who's laughing now.
2007-10-01 07:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋