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and it was a short story..and you read it.."as the person got home,they pick up the piece of paper and read it. Then they heard a sound of a glass breaking"..then you heard a glass breaking.."as they look scared,they heard someone footstep from the other room"..you heard a footstep on the other room.."while they still reading the paper..they didn't realize that a guy with an axe is standing behind you ready to strike his axe onto them"...you heard someone breathing behind you..what's are you thinking right now?

2007-10-01 05:59:24 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

oh man..my grammar all wrong here..sorry..its after midnight here in my place..sorry again

2007-10-01 06:04:51 · update #1

45 answers

This is gonna suck!

2007-10-01 06:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by Colonel Obvious AM 6 · 1 0

Does this count?

I was out partying last Saturday night, and I woke up and started reading the morning newspaper...

The problem was...

The newspaper was stilled rolled up and on the lawn! LOL

Or grab a pencil real quick, and scribble on the paper that the axeman hands me a brand new axe and congratulates me on winning the lottery.

2007-10-01 06:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Stan 6 · 0 0

it's my brother trying to scare me again and it always works ! I'm scared out of my wits and good thing I don't carry a gun ! He doesn't quite deserve that but he's close ! one of these days; that is if I survive the heart attack and I can just imagine his innocent face describing my demise as to have occurred without any obvious reason what so ever ! Don't worry I'll come back and haunt him. At least that thought gives me some peace.

2007-10-01 06:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by njss 6 · 0 0

After I finish dropping a load in my shorts, I would run like crazy hoping that the axe weilding maniac behind me slips on one of the turds and breaks his neck.

2007-10-01 06:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by bmill74 2 · 1 0

I am thinking I am about to run screaming my head off and over the fence into next doors garden and calling the police, never to return to the house alone



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2007-10-01 06:04:58 · answer #5 · answered by *Angel* 5 · 0 0

Im wondering where he bought the axe

2007-10-01 06:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by Do I look Like I'm Joking 4 · 0 0

Cool. And creepy.
Should write a book. Or a movie script.

2007-10-01 06:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 1 0

That I must have gotten hold of some bad stuff earlier.

2007-10-01 06:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by buckeye45694 4 · 0 0

I don't wanna die!

(And strangely enough, I thought I saw a shadow behind me! HELP!)

2007-10-01 06:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I am wondering if the person in the adjacent cube heard and/or smells my fart.

2007-10-01 07:01:19 · answer #10 · answered by Poindexter 3 · 0 0

That if it took you this long to realize something is up...you are bout as sharp as a pillow.

2007-10-01 06:02:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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