In order to continue getting-by in America , we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I... don't think so."
RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!&nb sp; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do don't you!
2007-10-01 05:44:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Actually, I just copied and pasted.
2007-10-01 05:53:44 · update #1
Dat wuz dum
2007-10-01 06:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by ryknow1976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-10-01 12:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Alliance Kicks Horde Butt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Tenjooberrymuds.
2007-10-01 13:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Room service must get their employees from ex-telemarketers!
2007-10-01 12:52:39 · answer #4 · answered by Too much information 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff..weird seeing it written down though
2007-10-01 12:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by upyerjumper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This oldie still makes me laugh!
2007-10-01 12:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took a while but finally got it
2007-10-01 12:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by matt g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny! (because its true,sadly)
2007-10-01 12:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by J.I.T. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-01 12:52:34 · answer #9 · answered by angelkay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a joke?
2007-10-01 12:48:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋