What are the worst/punniest puns you've ever heard?
I love puns the're so bad but yet always make u laugh!
2007-10-01 03:30:04 · 5 answers · asked by The Red Girl 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I wish I had a punagraphic memory but I don't. Since you like them so much (even groaners I hope), you might want to visit some pun of the day sites now and then. The following were extracted from the two sites listed below. There are a lot more sites for puns too.
That gas pump must be sick. It doesn't fill well.
Story of a conductor
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance of the season, Beethoven?s 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the end. Earlier that evening, he found the basses celebrating one of their birthdays by passing a bottle around. As he was about to cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand. The sheet music scattered. As he stood in front of his orchestra, his worst fear was realized; it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded.
2007-10-01 04:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst pun I ever heard was bad - and it wasn't a whole pun, it was only two-thirds of a pun - p. u.
See - it's bad. That's why I think it's funny - because it's lame.
People will always tell you that it's not funny, but they always laugh while they tell you - you beat them at their own game.
2007-10-01 10:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love puns too.They are very funny and a clever play on words.Here are a few of my favourites.
A man who specialised in puns thought he had a great chance of winning a pun contest run by his local newspaper.He sent the paper no fewer than ten different entries in the hope that one of them might win.Unfortunately,no pun in ten did.
What's made of plastic and hangs around French cathedrals?
The lunch-pack of Notre Dame.
Sherlock Holmes turned to Dr.Watson and announced:"The murderer lives in the house with the yellow door."
"Good grief Holmes," said Watson."How on earth did you deduce that?"
"It's a lemon entry,my dear Watson."
2007-10-01 19:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dunno about the worst pun - but I can tell you about the wurst sausage...
2007-10-01 10:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
i never remember any
2007-10-01 10:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by Bbobs 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋