Superman was feeling a bit horny. He asked his friends where he could get action. "Hey Batman! Who's the best sex around?" "Everyone knows Wonderwoman's the best sex around. Why don't you try her?" he winked. "I'd love to, but she's a friend. Don't want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame!" Batman said as he waved goodbye. Superman was flying over a city when he saw Hulk. He flew down and asked "Hey Hulk! Who's the best sex around?" "Everyone knows Wonderwoman's the best sex around. Why don't you try her?" he replied. "Well, we're friends, but I didn't knew she had gotten around so much!" and he flew off in frustration. Later he was flying over a field when he saw her lying naked, with her legs apart. He was tempted. "Damn!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of her before she even knows it!" In a blink of an eye he was down, in and out! She stared up into the sky, "What the hell was that?" "I don't know, but my booty is killing me!"
2007-10-01 00:39:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks for the laugh, that was good!!! Just what I needed with my morning coffee!!!! =D
2007-10-01 00:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by Austins Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fun-ny.
2007-10-01 00:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one hun, monday morning laugh's always welcome.
p.s do you do foot show's.
2007-10-01 00:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by mrfootfetish333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm standing on my monitor trying to see down your avatar!!!!
2007-10-01 00:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by special sock puppet 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol nice one.
2007-10-01 00:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao friction burns lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-10-01 00:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by kris d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Errrm... Not bad hun x
2007-10-01 00:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i want 2 be spiderman
2007-10-01 03:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by nessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NIce!
2007-10-01 00:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not anymore.
2007-10-01 00:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋