Why do so many women turn into fat cows after getting married?

Answer 1

Because they end up married to jerks like you?

Answer 2

Many women marry because they are in love... then reality sets in... night after night the man sneaks into his office or sits across the room online chatting to ex girlfriends... or totally lost in the world of porn or football. The man starts to get sloppy and leave towels down and clothes all over the place. Pretty soon all she has become to him is a second mom. He treats her as such as well. Then of course you find the love letter written recently to his ex wife or girlfriend proclaiming how he wishes he was still with her. How he thinks of her every day. Well, bet she does not know he goes to nude resorts and cats around... he very carefully leaves that out of the letter. Syrup drips from his mouth as he proclaims how he was wrong to have ever dropped her... right!!! That was never in his thoughts at the time he was cheating on her.... only now.. she has the money and it is the money he is missing. So... yes.. women who have these sorts of men could care less how they look to them... they have lost respect for him. Oh they will soon shed around 155lbs... for sure... once he is gone!!!

Answer 3

There is an innate take that marriage is somehow the extreme if not exalted rite of passage -- equal to or greater than perhaps completing college -- after which wedding and settling the rest is thought all down hill in terms of the great leaps and accomplishments needed undergoing to constitute oneself as a viable, participatory member of society.

Once the rite of passage is undergone and completed, a somewhat somnulence sets in, and the hitherto vigilance subsides: the one is now two -- in cause. What required 100% focus and energy before now is at most 50% -- or so such is thought. Thus is energy of each re-set and re-directed. One falls to goals of the leisure classes and forget the ways of the child -- which is a one who is ever active, moving, curious, and who looks ever to the world as something fresh and new. You do observe that children to not drive to a destination but skip, hop, walk, and laugh on the way to wherever that destination is.

The married ones too often have forgotten this... or have lost it or at least it seems -- but in reality they have only misplaced it. Once one settles oneself, the body responds in kind; the metabolism slows, and the weight comes. It just comes... Angers, frustrations, and anxieties adds to the demise because these engergies are destructive: they block healthy flows of energy -- the youth-giving qualities that create the smiles and open hearts.

Hence -- back to references of children.

Answer 4

Simply put they stop trying. Also theres a tendency to get married and have children. American women for some unknown reason defy nature. Instead of having a child, lactating, and becoming progressively skeletal and drawn like all other mammalian mothers they grow rounder and rounder. Despite the fact that to produce a healthy infant (something that women often fail to do) the human female only requires 200 - 300 extra calories a day to support the growing baby most women eat "for two". Add to that a love of bon bons and soaps instead of creative active play with said children and there you go. One hideously obese married woman headed straight for divorce. Right after they get a butch dyke haircut at Walmart and order a diet coke.

Answer 5

Wow, isn't that just a huge stereotype. Not all women gain weight after marriage. The reason that some women gain weight though is because of their husbands. Most women start cooking to suit their husbands tastes and appetite, and then start eating those same foods, leading to weight gain. There are also many men that remark to their wives that they are not eating enough(because that wouldn't be enough food for them), eventually the wife gives in and starts to eat more to shut up the man.
They also have less time to take care of themselves since they now not only have to work full time, but they have to clean up after a man, doubling all the household chores.... this doesn't leave much time for hours at the gym, now does it?

Answer 6

So much to say about your question and so little space. First, you must an insesitive jerk and have never of been a good relationship to let such a crass remark come out your mouth. Second, most women have a million responsiblitlies, that include taking care of there husbands that keeping in shape can be tough. GROW UP!!!!

Answer 7

LOL 9/10 I wish different answerers might want to remember it is a JOKES section. for sure no longer every person likes an same type of comic tale. in case you do not, properly honest sufficient, yet do not study too a lot into the comic tale. save postin'. save smilin'.

Answer 8

It is not only the women.I think that people get too busy with work and their jobs to find the time for themselves.
They don't make the extra time to keep in shape.

Answer 9

Because they give birth to men's children and get so caught up in looking after them that they forget that they need to look after themselves.

Answer 10

Minkus!! You bad boy! Sometimes Mother Nature just has that in her plans!!