2007-09-30 18:27:52 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Choking on a lifesaver [candy]
2007-09-30 18:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by Boo! 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The irony is on the ironing board. The irony is hot.
2007-10-01 01:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That France (who is 'hosting' the world cup of rugby) has to play their important 'home' game in the quarter finals against New Zealand in Wales. (where there will be far more NZ supporters than French supporters)
2007-10-01 16:03:59 · answer #3 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Spending an hour every morning jogging, so you'll live a long, healthy life. Then getting run over by a car.
2007-10-01 05:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by trai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush & Cheney skipped out on the Viet Nam War, yet sent over 4,000 others to die
2007-10-01 01:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When a dentist gets rotten teeth. Muahahaha !
2007-10-01 01:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by Melanie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Irony kind of reminds me of pony... OK, that was silly!
2007-10-01 01:31:16 · answer #7 · answered by My Hubby's Be Be`♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is the best i can think of right now... has the most answers to ironic,,,,
ALANIS MORISSETTE LYRICS
"Ironic"
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
2007-10-01 01:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by firechick1721 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Watching George W. Bush on tv and worse, "listening" what he has to say!!!
2007-10-01 06:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dropping the iron and flattening your foot.
2007-10-01 01:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋