What happened in tonights desperate housewives episode?

Answer 1

There is a great summary at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6828182/?pg=2#Desperate_Housewives_main_2

The highlights: Susan is pregnant, and Bree is still pretending to be pregnant. She gets accidentally stabbed with a BBQ fork in the pillow strapped to her tummy and doesn't feel anything, and she and Orson have to think fast to maintain the coverup. She tells Orson she made mistakes raising her children and wants to try again with Danielle's baby. Yeah, and Danielle is going to meekly go along with this? Fat chance!

Edie stages a fake suicide attempt which almost actually kills her when Mrs. McClusky stops Carlos on the way into the house, after Edie lets go of the rope, but Carlos cuts her down just in time. He and Gabi had intended to run away together on the night of Gabi's wedding to Victor. Later Edie finds out about Carlos' secret bank account and uses that information to keep him with her. Gabi tries to get Victor to make more time for her, and he agrees -- he'll have some time in April!

Lynette finally tells her friends about her cancer.

A new family arrives on Wisteria Lane. The woman lived there years ago, and her daughter Dylan and Julie were best friends. But Dylan doesn't remember Julie or anything else about her early life. She may not be the same person, or she may have lost her memory from a traumatic experience. There is a locked room that the daughter wants to use, but her mother has bad associations with the room and won't let her. The man in the new family is an ob/gyn MD and first tells Susan she is starting menopause, which sends her into a tailspin, but then he walks in to her house -- the door was unlocked, but don't people there use doorbells?? -- and tells Susan and Mike that they are going to be parents.

Answer 2

wow...what didn't happen. new neighbor from the past with a child (girl) who was best friends with Susan's daughter way back then.. who can't seem to recall any of her former life on Wisteria Lane. The cancer drama finally comes out to the bff x 4, Carlos babies Eydie (sp) and pines for Gabby, she's into it. because of the cancer revelation...the bbf x4 decide not to ever lie to each other again...fake prego Mom, Brea is the last one in on the football type "yeah, go team handshake" . there is a twist/lie with the newest family on Wisteria Lane, of which the Dad of that new family happens to be a Dr. a gynie , no less and Susan goes in for her annual check up and she has to see the back-up doc cause the regular is on an emergency birthing. so she gets the newest resident of the neighborhood. that was funny. I'm sure i missed some, watch it on ABC.com tomorrow on your computer.

Answer 3

Edie set Carlos up with pretend attempt of suicide which took him away from meeting his x wife on her wedding night but they start an affair.New neighbor has something strange going on with her daughter-all the friends find out about the cancer and mike knocked up his new wife-Edies a pain in Carlos side..

Answer 4

You can watch the entire episode by clicking this link:
http://dynamic.abc.go.com/streaming/landing?lid=ABCCOMGlobalMenu&lpos=FEP

~ Tonight's episode should be posted on the site, sometime on Monday.

Answer 5

People cheated and lied, someone pretended to be pregnant, and stuck themselves in their belly with a fork. People came back "from the dead." People made love with people other than their normal partners.

So in summary, nothing much new.

Answer 6

All the main characters were killed and after the show ABC announced that the show was cancelled immediately.

Answer 7

irina the dum russian ***** got killed by prestons ugly *** friend because she said he was ugly so he flipped and choked the whore.