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Hum....I'm still trying to figure out the capitalization of You and Water...

2007-09-30 15:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by yoga guy 4 · 3 0

As an ex Senior None Commissioned Officer it was known that I could walk on water, I could also make the blind see, the deaf hear, the dumb talk and the lame walk but I could not make the dead rise, that is the province of God, I have been in bars that turn the wine into water and into restaurants that serve portions so small they only had 2 fish and 5 loaves to feed a whole multitude of people.

2007-09-30 20:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. 7 · 0 1

When I want to walk on water I wait for winter some place really cold so the water gets stiff and I won't sink.

2007-09-30 19:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by shipwreck 7 · 0 0

The only time that I could even come close to doing that is if it is frozen, but then that is not walking on water. But I have to be careful when I do walk on the ice so that I don't fall and bust my keystir.

2007-09-30 15:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 2 0

Because it rained really hard one day and I walked on water through the parking lot. Most people have walked on water, haven't you?

One time the lake froze, but it wasn't what most people call water, they call it ice. I walked on it. Does that count?

2007-09-30 15:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Granny 6 · 3 0

The one thing in this life I DO know, is that I cannot walk on water! I can't even tread water sometimes! LOL although I float fairly well :-)

2007-09-30 23:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1 0

He who tries to walk on water usually ends up asking someone for a towel and some dry clothes. If only we had the faith of a mustard seed.

2007-09-30 16:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 5 0

I stopped walking on water, my mates reckon it was disturbing the fishing

2007-09-30 15:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by The old man 6 · 4 0

Jesus Christ walked on water. But with enough faith, who know... The Apostle Peter did too, then he looked down and began to sink.

The moral here is don't look down. Look up and see the sun light

2007-09-30 14:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

I had a few "VO&Water" last night and came close!!! But, realized I couldn't when I looked under the bed for my shoe this morning!!LOL!!

2007-09-30 14:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 2 0

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