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2007-09-30 11:57:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I hate mornings like a slug hates salt.
(In case you don't know, salt kills a slug within minutes.)
2007-09-30 12:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Texlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate mornings like men hate their mothers-in-law.
I hate mornings like commuters hate traffic jams.
I hate mornings like cats hate water.
I hate mornings like drunks hate hangovers.
I hate mornings like dogs hate cats.
Actually, I like mornings!
2007-09-30 19:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by transplanted_fireweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate mornings like bees hate honey.
2007-09-30 19:02:35 · answer #3 · answered by Sucre Noir 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
like people hate hurricanes.
like dogs hate cats.
like cows hate butchers.
2007-09-30 19:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by Jen2U 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I hate mornings like kids hate bedtime."
"I hate mornings like fullbacks hate fumbles."
"I hate mornings like incumbents hate elections."
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2007-09-30 19:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by anobium625 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... like cats hate dogs.
... like nature hates vacuum.
2007-09-30 19:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by Beardo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋