2007-09-30 10:55:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Uranium cooling pond water, hydrocloric acid, or the brown goo that leaks from a decaying corpse.
2007-09-30 11:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
right this is a catalogue of issues to no longer say and do on the pool: Stand on authentic of the intense board and say you will no longer come down until your demands are met. tell the lifeguards that they at the instant are not doing their jobs because of the fact which you have considered a minimum of 15 people drown immediately. Ask people in the event that they have considered your puppy shark. Ask an perfect lifeguard to preparation CPR on you. take a seat in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo stable....'' Swim close to a stranger and pass ''Dammit I knew I wouldn't have had watermelon until now I got here right here.'' Insist which you observed a monster on the backside of the pool. pretend to drown and then while somebody tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!'' Scream as somebody is attempting to do some thing while leaping off of a diving board. chortle at fat people in swimsuits. tell people you observed the lifeguard pissing interior the pool. Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is authorized. while in line, ask strangers in the event that they think of invisble people get a chit. Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! i'm Batman!'' whilst working around. Sing and dance on authentic of the diving board, then do a abdomen-flop as your grande-finale. Play Marco-Polo with the aid of your self. Yell and element and say," hi right this is a gap the place the water is popping yellow!" (or) " hi! what's this yucky brown lumpy stuff floating interior the pool? As you go out the pool, seem at your leg and say, "what's those products working down my leg...? "Dang! My colostomy bag busted."
2016-11-06 21:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood
2007-09-30 11:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubbing Alcohol with razor blades :-)
2007-09-30 12:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liquid cesium metal, it would burn your skin, and create heat which would cause an explosion from the emitted hydrogen gas.
2007-09-30 10:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by Superconductive Magnet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey and barbed wire
2007-09-30 11:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pig slop or baby shitt.
2007-09-30 13:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tape worms
2007-09-30 11:00:06 · answer #8 · answered by asdfjk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
molten lava
2007-09-30 10:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Monkey Poo?
2007-09-30 10:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋