If all the Kings Horses and all the Kings men couldn`t put Humpty Dumpty together again...Who did?

Answer 1

Jill, with vinegar and brown paper, (because she didn't have any plasters on her at the time)

Answer 2

In the 30's bad? Here's something my uncle-in-law said, "yea it was pretty bad, a hamburger cost $.05 & I didn't have money, I couldn't rub two penny's together, I didn't have two penny's. Now a hamburger cost $2.50-to-$3.50(he told me this a few years ago) & I almost always have $5 to $10 bucks in my pocket & can buy a hamburger whenever I want. Back then the world economy was recovering from WWI, as soon as the world recovered it started another war, WWII. Now this world is a smaller place due to technology, the world is setting on the edge of disaster, the worlds governments are throwing all the money(already over inflated) at it, it's like throwing paper money into a fire, it will gobble up all this money & want more. This world is at a financial ruin. What countries are in the best shape? The Bible says the King/s of the north will over power the King/s of the south, who's who? The King/s of the South is described as a government/s that have a Democracy government & the King/s of the North is the dictatorship government/s. How does the King/s of the North over power the King/s of the South, the Bible says with all it's gold & silver & resources of the land. The King/s of the South is still standing when God destroys the King/s of the North, how do we know this, because in the scriptures the King/s of the North ask the King/s of the South for help as they are being destroyed by the New Heavenly government where Christ is King(Dan 2:44). The King/s of the South step back & do not help the King/s of the North, not knowing they(King/s of the South) are the next to go. In the scriptures we are told the first to go is the "Harlot" spoken of in Revelation, she's the Empire of False Religion. This Harlot is going to be destroyed by the scarlot colored wild beast that has 7 heads & ten horns, the King/s of the North & the King/s of the South. This is the start of Armageddon, the Great & Fear inspiring Day of the true God Jehovah(Psalms 83:18 King James). After Armageddon Christ 1000 year reign begins, all those that have died will be resurrected(John 5:28,29; Acts 24:15). After all are resurrected death will be done away with (Rev 21:3,4) there will be no need for the grave(hell,hades,&sheol; Rev 20:14)

Answer 3

Humpty Dumpty was a rude name for people with a hunch back - long before the days of political correctness. It was also the name given to a large field gun in the Napoleonic war - until some idiot mounted it on an insubstantial wall and the whole lot collapsed when the gun was fired. The expression "Kings Horses and Kings Men" described the Household Troops whose responsibility the gun was. As with many nursery rhymes, the verse was political satire.

Humpty Dumpty was also a character in Alice Through the Looking Glass. It was the illustrator John Tenniel who depicted him as an egg.

Answer 4

The Democrats.

Answer 5

I hate to tell you this but Humpty was knackered and thats that. There never was a putting back together....

Answer 6

Little Boy Blue?

Answer 7

The chef who did the Egg on toast

Answer 8

I hear they all just had a big omelet, with lashings of daddies sauce, but he had the last laugh as he'd gone off.

Answer 9

Since nobody could put him together, we made a great omlet.

Answer 10

No one could because the neighborhood dogs came and ate him.