2007-09-30 03:49:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Eat in small bites
2007-09-30 03:51:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (What else is there?)
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious...)
Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children. (Possibly lost in translation?)
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.
2007-10-01 15:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many. A university in northern Michigan has an annual contest about the lamest warning labels. I did just happen to look at the label on my hair dryer-"WARNING-DEATH MAY BE CAUSED BY OPERATING WHILE TAKING A BATH."
I always take a shower, so looks like no problem for me. Yippee!!
2007-09-30 04:01:07 · answer #3 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Turning a box upside-down to find the warning sign to keep it upright on the BOTTOM!
2007-09-30 08:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
and
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
2007-09-30 03:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by puurplemooose 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My kid and I have a collection of the warning labels from his skate boards. Do not attempt jumps, railing, all sorts of crap we knew he was gonna do.
2007-09-30 03:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
On a packet of Nuts :-
WARNING this product may contain NUTS
2007-09-30 04:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by It's me :) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some frozen pizzas actually tell the consumer that product must be cooked before consumption. This means somebody somewhere.....
2007-09-30 03:54:45 · answer #8 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On windex
"Do not spray in eyes or use to clean contacts."
You KNOW that some Dee dee dee had to have done it in order to put that warning on there.
2007-09-30 03:51:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is not exactly label and it is not exactly product, but it is quite similar and definitely is crazy when.....
...under every question we post here, we read "you can't answer your own question"!!!
You bet!!..
2007-09-30 03:56:20 · answer #10 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋