i'd be an assassin. killing random people just for money lol.. hmmm this reminded me of naked weapon film..
2007-09-29 23:58:20 · 18 answers · asked by Winter Love 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would be a slow killer whispering horrible words in there ear as i would torture then to death, everyone has there dark side but sometime my dark side is sick as well, i would take a rusty salad fork and sharpen it until the edges could cut paper, then i would heat the spoon up with a blow torch right in front of the person and i would listen to them beg me not to do what i have planned for them, but i would whisper "there, there this will only hurt for a while" sure it's a cliche but it works, then i would begin to dig there eyeball out with this hot sharp instrument of pain, they would scream and scream until they passed out, then i would wake them with smelling salt and start over again but not with there one good eye left, i would begin working on the fingers and toes, and eventually i would get bored and tie them up and toss them legs first into a wood chipper, i would numb the pain for them so they could watch with the one good eye, needless to say this is the kind of killer i would be if i became one, there is a old saying you can kill a man only once but you can torture him again and again.
P.s. i could have gone with the perverted take and smashed the teeth out and sewn the lips shut, and had sex with there empty eye socket, but that just wouldn't be something i would do if i was a murderer.
Oh i'm so sorry for giving a honest answer, here ignore the above statement and i'll change my answer, I would run around tickling people to death, or wait even better i would make them laugh to death, there is that a silly enough answer for you.
2007-09-30 00:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the trouble in natural view for murderer is the needs to replace the life taken with your off springs
that not an easy job to do specially you still want a beautiful body intact
2007-09-30 04:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by kimht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One like Jack the Ripper.
2007-09-30 03:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Aura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would prefer to be that spycho sexual killer.
i will have sex first to all my victims and slowly kill them in pleasure... i prefer to put you on my first list if you don't mind.
we'll have a one night of great pleasure but of course the first victim would be exempted from the pain, only pleasure you will experience (LOL)
nice acting???
what do you think?
good for script or next movie???
2007-09-30 00:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by A.Ryan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Killing is wrong, whats a nice girl like you thinking of such things, i'll pray for you.
2007-09-30 00:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
... probably a lousy one: I'd get caught even before doing the foul deed - whilst just thinking about it . . . LOL!!!
2007-09-30 03:56:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to agree with you, assassin would sound like fun.
2007-09-30 01:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by NORM 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The same kind I've always been, the one that no one suspects.
2007-09-30 07:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be a ninja who kills people to revenge the deaths of others they caused.
2007-09-30 11:18:30 · answer #9 · answered by throw_away_your_television_2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A bad one, I can't even kill a fly.
2007-09-30 00:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋