Because the New Rooster in the Yard is from the only other acceptable place on the planet - DUBLIN! Now as much as I love Scotland and the kilts - having 50% of me coming from Limerick in Eire - I am done for! Ta hell wi' the hen hoose - I'm off after this fella-me-lad!
Who could blame me? Me once faithfull and loyal McTealc has been turned into a drug-crazed hippy following around WIDER WOMAN for his supplies (of everything!) and left me and the chooks un-attended. Well - I may have the heart of a Bantam but I have the body and needs of a woman - and if I can corner this beauty - McTeacake and his Awesome Aussie Squeeze can have the heather and the hoose and all that goes with it!
Did anyone see where those glorious tailfeathers went?
2007-09-29
23:50:28
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