Of Course I Love Ya Darling
Your A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say Your Gorgeous
I Mean Every Single Word
So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side
I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready
Theres Somethin There To Grab
So Your Belly Isnt Flat No More
I Tell Ya, I Dont Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya
I Can Get My Arms Around There
No Sheila Who Is Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity
But I Know Ya Did Ya Best
Im Tellin Ya The Truth Now
I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think Its Very Sexy
That Youv Got Dimples On Ya Thighs
I Swear On Me Nannas Grave Now
The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As
I Was Ever Gonna Get
No Matter Wot U Look Like
Ill Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shut Up While The Footys On
And Get Me Another Beer!
2007-09-29 23:43:44 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh god,lol,you are definately an aussie.....
good poem though,crack up!!
2007-09-30 00:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah a real aussie bloke :)
2007-09-30 06:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bravo... To be honest it is a little to romantic... lol
That really made my day made me laugh!
2007-09-30 06:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Nails 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little too realistic
2007-09-30 06:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so cute!
2007-09-30 06:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋