"Here. Hold my beer."
2007-09-29 22:52:28
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answer #1
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answered by 42ITUS™ 7
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There are many things you should NOT say to him, a few are:
What stop sign?
Oh did I interupt your coffee and donut break?
Don't you have anything better to do?
Do you know who I am?
Haven't you made your quota yet?
I Did stop at that stop sign.
2007-09-30 06:59:00
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answer #2
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answered by GRUMPY 7
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what the hell did you stop me for?
didn't you see the cat run in the *ucking road?
if i was a faster draw i would have shot him in the head with my pistol? wanna see it?
no, i haven't been drinking but i will if you are buying!
i really hate it when i am late for my pills, i gotta go, the doc said they will stop the voices, if i take them regularly.
right now they are not saying nice things about you.
2007-09-30 05:51:12
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answer #3
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answered by jennyforrich 6
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DAAAANG, even though I am waaay drunker than when that last cop arrested me you still seem uglier, here have a shot of whiskey make ya feel better about that mug of yours.
2007-09-30 05:53:09
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Someone had swapped my break and accellerator peddles. The accelerator is now on the right like all the other cars
2007-09-30 05:47:50
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answer #5
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answered by - - 5
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Looooooseeeeeeer!
2007-09-30 05:46:15
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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HI..whats that in your hand ?? oh ..good...
ok..i want 2 burgers..large fry and a large diet coke...
please hurry..i'm trying to get away...
2007-09-30 08:05:43
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answer #7
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answered by ? 6
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Do you want to go to the Dougnut shop!
2007-09-30 05:56:25
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Oink Oink Pig. Shouldn't you be eating a donut.
2007-09-30 05:46:26
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answer #9
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answered by Keith 6
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Say hello to your wife for me. And that my underwear is still missing.
2007-09-30 05:48:27
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answer #10
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answered by BAMM 4
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"Excuse me officer but do you have a garbage can by any chance...these beer bottles are cluttering up my passanger side floor-board!"
2007-09-30 05:48:06
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answer #11
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answered by °Severe Clear™° 2
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