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"Here. Hold my beer."

2007-09-29 22:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 3 1

There are many things you should NOT say to him, a few are:
What stop sign?
Oh did I interupt your coffee and donut break?
Don't you have anything better to do?
Do you know who I am?
Haven't you made your quota yet?
I Did stop at that stop sign.

2007-09-30 06:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0 1

what the hell did you stop me for?
didn't you see the cat run in the *ucking road?
if i was a faster draw i would have shot him in the head with my pistol? wanna see it?
no, i haven't been drinking but i will if you are buying!
i really hate it when i am late for my pills, i gotta go, the doc said they will stop the voices, if i take them regularly.
right now they are not saying nice things about you.

2007-09-30 05:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 0 1

DAAAANG, even though I am waaay drunker than when that last cop arrested me you still seem uglier, here have a shot of whiskey make ya feel better about that mug of yours.

2007-09-30 05:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Someone had swapped my break and accellerator peddles. The accelerator is now on the right like all the other cars

2007-09-30 05:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by - - 5 · 0 2

Looooooseeeeeeer!

2007-09-30 05:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

HI..whats that in your hand ?? oh ..good...

ok..i want 2 burgers..large fry and a large diet coke...

please hurry..i'm trying to get away...

2007-09-30 08:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

Do you want to go to the Dougnut shop!

2007-09-30 05:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Oink Oink Pig. Shouldn't you be eating a donut.

2007-09-30 05:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by Keith 6 · 1 3

Say hello to your wife for me. And that my underwear is still missing.

2007-09-30 05:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by BAMM 4 · 0 2

"Excuse me officer but do you have a garbage can by any chance...these beer bottles are cluttering up my passanger side floor-board!"

2007-09-30 05:48:06 · answer #11 · answered by °Severe Clear™° 2 · 2 1

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