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The kids at the lemonade stand killed him.

2007-09-29 20:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 2 0

The driver killed the man then tried to avoid the broken glass, skidded on the ice and crushed the lemon.

2007-10-03 12:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ah. Cool! a puzzle! All is not as it seems...

The lemon is the car, the glass is him going through the windshield after he skidded on the ice and hit a tree...

2007-09-29 20:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by Enchantress38 5 · 1 0

Someone went up to a guy, killed him with broken glass, then squished a lemon.

2014-12-14 18:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

You and your Lemon family beat his butt for squeezing the crushed lemon in his water. Afterall the crushed lemon was your cousin. Sorry for your loss!

2007-09-29 20:04:34 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Powerpuff [thinks ur cute] 7 · 0 0

His car (the lemon) skidded on the ice and hit a tree. As a result the car was crushed and he was projected through the windscreen... ?????

2007-09-29 20:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Sal*UK 7 · 2 1

he was trying to make lemonade but failed

he was so angry he hit himself on the head with the glass

he then fell on the road and died of blood loss :D

2007-09-29 20:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He wasn't paying attention because he was enjoying his glass of delicious lemonade so much. He staggered into oncoming traffic & SPLAT! There you have it!

2007-09-29 20:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by jan c 4 · 0 0

He got hit by a car and a rather thick paramedic gave him lemon-aid instead of first-aid!!

2007-09-29 20:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by lola 5 · 7 0

Got ran over taking a shot of tequila ???

2007-09-29 20:18:22 · answer #10 · answered by tinkerbell 7 · 1 0

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