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give her directions to the nearest gas station. no seriously, everyone makes mistakes in their life. I would let her know where the nearest counseling place is that is required by law to keep everything private unlike the places the stars usually go. I think the things she is doing is distasteful but people she is human just like the rest of us. Would you want your worst moments blasted in public like her's have been? Do you think you would be able to handle it? Didn't think so.
Think about it before you past judgement on someone, famous or not!

2007-09-29 18:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by just me 2 · 1 1

I'd let her use the bathroom. Then go out & buy a new toilet seat, I'm sure some loser on eBay will buy the toilet seat that Britney Spears sat on.

2007-09-29 18:47:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd say Britney, you know i love u girl but i haven't had any Britney spears before so if you don't mind... and by the way could we tape it so i could show my friends that we really did it?

2007-09-29 18:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by Deep Purple 4 · 0 0

I would say, "What is wrong with you? Why are you even here? You don't have a clue who we are why do you want to use our bathroom? No go find someone who lets white trash in their home and use theirs" Then I would take a picture of her face when she realizes that she is washed up and scummy and slam the door in her face, and sell the picture to the tabloids with a story of what went on.

2007-09-29 18:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Quickly say 'right this way'. And after she was done, say want to use my bed too [with me in it]...wink wink. I'm straight but I love me some Britney!!!!!!

2007-09-29 18:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by MJ Boulevard 3 · 0 0

I would tell her to spray her pee around the base of the perimeter of my house. That stuff has to be so terrible that no creature will survive crossing it. I guess I would have to tell her to leave a gap for me.

2007-09-29 18:47:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hell I would do it, I bet I could sell the toilet on ebay for a few thousand to some psycho Britney fan and get a new toilet.

2007-09-29 18:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by Cody L 3 · 7 1

Hide the electric hair clippers, prescription medications, and disposable razors.

2007-09-29 18:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by RIck T 4 · 0 0

let her go, spray the whole bathroom with disinfectant spray, tear out the toilet, burn it, sell the house and move to another state or country.

2007-09-29 18:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by Scotlyn 7 · 1 0

Kick her out. There's no way I'm allowing my bathroom to be used by her to snort something.

2007-09-29 18:40:27 · answer #10 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0 1

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