im bored, i'd like to hear a good story, joke or quote or something like that.
2007-09-29 16:13:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
your mom
2007-09-29 16:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay here are some quotes that I find are kinda interesting:
"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." --Woody Allen
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk". --Rita Rudner
"Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend." --Marcel Achard
"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing. " --Sean Williamson
"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?" --Stephen Wright
" You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon' "--Chris Rock
I hope this make you laugh a little!!
2007-09-29 23:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by ReRe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again... ONE, TWO, THREE..... UHH!" all night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection"
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the bed!"
2007-09-29 23:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lets see.1. Q. What do you call a dumb blonde with half a brain? A. Gifted. 2. Q. What did the dumb blonde say when told she was pregnant? A. I hope its not mine!
2007-09-29 23:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't have anything interesting to say right now. Sorry. I'm tired and my brain says, "It's time to go to bed!" :)
2007-09-29 23:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by somebody 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate usc for the way they are playing
2007-09-29 23:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by shy_bell80 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHERE DO FLOUR & MEAL BUGS COME FROM IF NOT THE GROUND?
2007-09-29 23:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by kay kay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋