U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon received a _________ telegram.
_____________ was in trouble. "______________," he cried. He grabbed his________and rode to the town of _________ just as fast as he could.
Upon his arrival, the local ______ said," Well, well, well.....
If it isn't _______________________. Wanna _________?"
Matt just _________ and yelled, "_____________________."
The headlines the next day read:
"___________________________________________."
2007-09-29 15:59:22 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
►PLEASE NO CRUDE/BATHROOM HUMOR◄
2007-09-29 16:01:22 · update #1
U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon received an __urgent_______ telegram.
__Miss Kitty___ was in trouble. "_Not again!_____," he cried. He grabbed his_saddle___and rode to the town of __Topeka____ just as fast as he could.
Upon his arrival, the local _Sheriff___ said," Well, well, well.....
If it isn't __Marshal Matt Dillon______. Wanna __see your favorite saloon owner____?"
Matt just __rolled his eyes ___ and yelled, "_Kitty get your clothes on, we're leaving RIGHT NOW__."
The headlines the next day read:
"_Redfaced Marshal Brings Miss Kitty Back to Dodge City___...
2007-10-01 03:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U S Marshal Dillon received a self-destructing telegram. His mother's visit to the TV studio was in trouble. "I accept the job!" he cried. He grabbed his buck horse and rode to the town of Minneapolis as fast as he could.
Upon his arrival, the local newpaper writer said, "Well, well, well, if it isn't the star of Gunsmoke. Wanna visit your mom for awhile?"
Matt just scooped her up and yelled, "Hang on, Peter! She'll make it!"
The headlines the next day read:
Matt Moves Mom for Mission Movie
2007-09-29 23:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
US Marshal Matt Dillon received a frightening telegram. Festus was in trouble. "Oh, doo doo," he cried. He grabbed his ham sandwich and road to the town of Bugtussle just as fast as he could. Upon his arrival, the local drunk said, "Well, well, well. . . If it isn't the copper. Wanna swig?" Matt popped him in the head and yelled, "Festus." The headlines the next day read: Marshal Dillon pops wino, while looking for his side kick.
We are both quite bored aren't we?
2007-09-29 23:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by Ernimay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh well.....that counts me out then.
2007-09-29 23:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by cyrontae1110 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋