Sadly, I am legen-wait for it-dary online but the same doesn't really apply offline.
2007-09-29 15:28:40 · 37 answers · asked by Brownie12866 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
2007-09-29 15:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by nukemtwox 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I think I might come across as cooler in person, because my personality is far more than words could ever show. However, I am not really "cool" more of a geek with lots of freinds and wit! I tend not to like the "cool" crowd. By the way, love the song, Brad Paisley.
2007-09-29 15:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't say I've reached near legendary status online... but I do feel more free online than offline. The shyness that I get face-to-face doesn't paralyze me online.
2007-09-29 15:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by A kid at heart 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So much cooler online, just like the song says!
2007-09-29 15:57:46 · answer #4 · answered by princess61470 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, yes. I am cooler online.. but only in computer games. XD
2007-09-29 15:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by Lilybeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think that it make a person look much cooler becuase of how much people stretch the truth about them self.
2007-09-29 15:31:33 · answer #6 · answered by Halo Master 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm probably waaaaaay cooler online than i am in real life, it's so sad. in real life i'm a very shy person. Veeeeeeery shy
2007-09-29 15:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Blue Moon Dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah I am the same old me well except the part that I am really shy in reality
2007-09-29 15:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by Kissing Raindrops 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the same person in person and online. But I talk more online.
2007-09-29 15:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by noname 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am who I am whether I am online or not, I believe in being real and true in life, except me as I am or don't, I am OK with it either way!!
2007-09-30 07:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋