Children of the Three More Questions that Weren't Worth 5 Points Each to Post?

Question

How do you stop spelling Hawaiiaiiaiiaiiaii....?

Do Dwarves really love gold? Or do they just say that to get it into bed?(Stolen from Terry Pratchett.)

Should I keep posting these? If so, how frequently?

Somehow, I managed to mistakenly post this in Yahoo Products. So I'm reposting it, more carefully this time in P&S.

It should be an interesting experiment to see which gets more answers and stars--and whether one gets deleted.

Answer 1

1. You keep typing until the luau is over.
2. They don't really love it, they just use it until they find a new piece of gold or shiny object of their affection, then throw the old ones away like an old shoe... I know because I was once a diamond in the rough and a dwarf told me that he loved me until the next shiny object came along.. (sniff)
3. Absolutely!!!!! As much as your brain (and ours) can handle!!!

Answer 2

When your eyes cross the first set of "ii's", put a period, and you'll be good. If you keep going, you risk turning into some sort of chorus for a bad pop song.

Dwarves love all metals, ores, and even stones, as long as they are pulled from the ground. Gold is not, by far, the most elusive or most valuable of these, but she is the most picky, and least likely to yield her treasures to just anyone. For that reason, Dwarves, and especially Dwarven males, will often tell her they love her, just to get her to yield. And poor Gold, she thinks she's going to bed, but she ends up under the bed for a while, and then she is smelted and made into something useful. Gold likes to think she is useful in her natural state. Nothing beautiful is actually useful in its natural state. She, like other picky females, must be refined and made into something more user friendly, like bullion. So yes, dwarves tell little lies, but its Gold's fault, because she is so difficult. And just so you know, Dwarven females use a slightly different approach. Instead of professing love, they profess undying friendship. They suggest Gold join them for a cup of coffee and a piece of torte at the local coffee bar, so that they can talk about the problems Gold is having with the male Dwarves who are chasing her. They listen sympathetically, nod their heads in all the right places, and seal the deal with, "I know girl, he's such a dog. Why don't you come spend the night at my place until he grows up? I have a nice warm place all ready for you to sleep in." Gold, being somewhat dim, does not know the difference between a smelting furnace and a guest bed.

You should keep posting these. Once a week is good. It gives my wit-o-meter time to recharge. As you can see by the poor quality of my answers, I am not working fully charged. I used all my wit earlier this week on another one of your questions, and find I am left with only poor analogies which paint Gold as a stupid woman. I mean, Gold is a stupid woman, but that's beside the point. She is the Helen of Troy of our times, the reason why ships, and planes and all sorts of other war materiel is launched, but still...

My wits are so depleted that I had not noticed that you reposted in P&S. I thought I was imagining things, as the first time I read this question, there were actually four parts, the last one being about why Yahoo placed the question in the wrong place, and why you missed it. I was going to suggest a surfeit of Y!A, and a late hour, for your flub, but it seems that is no longer required of me. I will only add that I once placed a question about dog training in the Politics section. Looking back, it was actually in a very apropos place, but the powers that be (actually the powers that report) did not see the humor in my mistake (and genuine mistake it was), and squealed like piggies, and I removed the offending question before it was done for me.

You know, if you lived in Utah, where I live, you could have "Second wife and her children of the Three Questions that Weren't Worth 5 Points Each to Post." Warren Jeffs is going to be going to prison, so it might make him feel warm and fuzzy to know that someone, somewhere, was carrying on the polygamy tradition...

Answer 3

1. You don't. You must wait until your computer freezes... or your cartridge runs out of ink (i.e., if you are printing it out)
*Note: At all cost, you must avoid prefacing it with Honoluluoluluoluluoluluoluluoluluolulu.....
(Oh sh*t....... Answer the rest when this damn thing freezes.)

2. Yes, they do. Sadly, I have had most of my gold pilfered by dwarves....... often, after they've already been in the bed. (Thing is: What woman can resist seven little men...... especially when they are all calling her Snow White! I ask you.... ) However, difficult as it is, my advice is to avoid those pesky dwarves as diligently as you would avoid spelling Haw...... (Opps! Here we go again...)

3. Yes, you should.... as often as you can think them up.
We're counting on you, Sir Mad.....
In a rush..... Have to run.... There's a dwarf ringing my doorbell.

Answer 4

I don't know but you look somewhat like Willy Nelson.

To put an end to the spelling of Hawaiiaiiaii, simply put a period after the first of the last two 'ii's'

Answer 5

The effort to answer those correctly is worth more than 2 pts. I can only answer the 3rd: post more of these, i love reading your questions!

Answer 6

Far-Out man.. You're a Jerry Garcia wannabe.. no scratch that.. Not a wannabe.. But a look alike.. Yeah that's better.. Don't wanna come off sounding like an as*hole...

Answer 7

The Children of the Corn are gettin peaved. They feel like boxing your ears!

Answer 8

I don't think they got it; but i do .those are some crazy questons and yes they weren;t even worth 2 points let alone3..

Answer 9

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