Ever just let one rip in a busy supermarket 'cos you were unable to hold it in any longer etc? What's your best farting stories to make me laugh?
2007-09-29 09:13:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was in Argos one busy Saturday afternoon near Christmas years ago, and i accidentally let one go. It was so loud and i was really embarrassed by it, but found it funny. Everyone turned round and my boyfriend was so angry with me that he walked out and left me.
2007-09-29 09:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A type of farting story had constipation and took Lactulose so basically the world was falling out of my ***. My 3 year old son was in the bath when I farted and after the pause he said....... Daddy you stink I absolutely pissed myself and seeing the posts it makes me laugh everyone farts even the Queen.
2007-09-29 22:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by Edgein 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when i was auditioning for a singing job in this posh hotel...not only did i fart but it left an aftertaste....i was going through my song list with the manager and i coughed letting out this huge rasper....yes you can guess...it echoed all over the room and the smell followed...funny enough, i got the job....i think my nerves got the better of me...lol...we saw the funny side of it aftewards...but i wasn't there to audition my farting skills...lol...if i had have been, i would have won a prize...lol....
another time i was out with the girls and i went to the bar to get a round in...there was this gang of lads at the bar so i squeezed in between them all...got served, but i let a sly one go as i walked away they were all blaming each other, that was a laugh...lol...my partner says i am the fartiest female on the planet
2007-09-29 09:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
There was this other manager at work and he had this disgusting habit of standing next to you and farting and he stunk but would deny it. So this day we were in the smoking shelter and I did it to him he was so shocked and couldn't believe that I had done it .....He likened it to the queen having a dump..lol Anyway when we went back into the call centre he then starts telling everyone what I had done and of course I stated that he was lying and did they think i would do something like that......and of course they thought he was lying....I then whispered in his ear so now you know how it feels.....lol lol....He still hasn't got over it ......
2007-09-29 10:22:55 · answer #4 · answered by valf 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My son (aged 10) let off a huge noisy fart in Tescos the other day, and walked off saying VERY loudly 'Mum I think you'd better buy some new knickers, as I'm sure you blew holes in the ones you're wearing'. He would have got told off, if I hadn't been laughing so much. x
2007-09-29 09:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I had been going out with my girlfriend for about 3 months, and we were lying on the bed, her on her stomach, and me with my head in the small of her back facing her feet.
She was reading to me, and stopped to say "I'd move if I was you as I' m going to fart "
I just happened to have a lighter in my hand and BOOM !
I don't think we stopped laughing for a week.
She is now my wife.
2007-09-29 09:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by Cyclops 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 00:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by rollman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the Vicar's for tea but I had had a large lunch and was trying hard not to fart.
Unfortunately just as Mrs Vicar brought in the pot of tea, I let a rip snorter go.
" You filthy beast," the Vicar exclaimed," You farted in front of my wife",
Me, unabashed said, " Sorry Vicar, I didn't know it was her turn! ".
2007-09-29 10:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by Terry G 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I fell asleep in class in high school during a quiet reading time. I farted in my sleep, but I knew I did it because I dreamt I did it, and it woke me up. I heard the two girls seated behind me laughing, and I just turned around and said "What?" then a little louder "WHAT?"
I frickin' knew what.
2007-09-29 09:18:26 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
OK,I was sitting down watching TV.My phone vibrates.Now I really need to go to the toilet to poo.But whilst i'm pooing I accidently answer the phone.And then i'm making a lot of noise...Then I realise my boss just heard me excreting.
2007-09-29 09:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋