What was the funniest experience you ever had?

Answer 1

I had my friends over one time. I had this dog food that looked like candy and I gave it to one of my friends. That stuff was hilarious, he actually ate a part of the cookie looking food.

Answer 2

I don't know...nothing i've done has really qualified as the funniest. Hmmm....oh, wait. One time, I was at my friends house for a party and this guy lost a bet so two of the other girls had to shave his leg, and they used my friend's mom's razor. I taped it, it was hilarious.

Answer 3

When I got chunky and I was visiting with my older sister and nephew, and my little sister had some friends over. My sister had just had another baby, so my nephew was under the assumption that a poochy belly meant there was a baby in there. In front of my little sisters friends, both male and female, my nephew lifted up my shirt, kissed my belly and said "Baby, Tiffy, You got baby?"

btw, No I was not pregnant, just fat!
wait thats more embarrassing than funny

Answer 4

Although there's too many to name just one, the most recent was when my wife was a passenger, and I was driving on my way home from running some errands. It was night time, and there was a raccoon walking in the opposite lanes, and I was squinting to see what it was. Then I focused my attention back on the road and this large white animal darted out in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes!
"Holy $###!" I said.
"What?! What was it?!" my wife asked.
"Oh my God that scared the crap out of me!"
"Are you going to tell me what it was?!"
"It was a paper towel."
We both started cracking up and I said, "It was an albino one, too!"

That's all it was -- a frickin' paper towel.

Answer 5

A couple weeks ago. me and my dad picked my uncle up from prison after the fool spent five years for being the get-away car in a 4-state bank-robbing spree. After being up for 27 hrs straight on the road, I get out to take a picture of the prison so I can make a funny scrapbook for him, well a prison guard wearing swat-gear carrying a sniper rifle loudly yelled at me to get rid of the camera. Then we were sitting at the bench and dude chased us away and yelled at us to shut the van door that my sleep-deprived dad left open. To top it off, 10 minutes before my uncle was to be relesed, we discovered that the battery died, BC my dad left the hadlights on after shutting the van off, so my ucle walks out of prison and could not leave BC we had to wait for AAA to come start the van!!!!

Answer 6

three that i can think of ....
one was i went ice skating for the first time and i did pretty well but but soon the ice started melting and i slipped in a puddle and fell backwards .... for a sec i blacked out and than my dad and a couple of his friends were standing around me trying to help me up and i just started laughing my head off ... they thought i was crazy ... lol ... that was in Malaysia ....

at home in America my dog got a sticker caught in his paw and whenever his leg stuck to the ground he would turn around and sniff it ... when i watched him i spit my Hawaiian punch all the way across the dining room ! i had Hawaiian punch up in my nose the rest of the day ...

and in India me and my mom watched a chicken get his foot stuck in a bag ... he went crazy and started running around ... then the cow started chasing him ! it was the first time i saw a cow run ! my and my mom were cracking up !!

Answer 7

Most of my funny experiences are the 'you had to be there kind of stories' So many to choose from,
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Answer 8

many things that cant remember them all but the one that first crossed my mind:i was teaching some one how to ride bike,then i told him to go straight and dont be afraid of crashing any one ,then he went straight to an old lady's stomach

Answer 9

Falling.

Or having my mattress stolen while I was in the shower in college.

Answer 10

its too illegal to put down in words, sorry! and no its nothing perverted, just wrong to normal people who dont do illegal things or think they never have! (damn it was fun though!)