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ferral child, found in the woods in my back yard and had been raised by a pack of wild dogs.

2007-09-29 06:08:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I always thought he was a mongrel puppy discovered in a cardboard box and adopted by a coupl'a bums who raised him as a human in a dumpster behind a soup kitchen next door to a Chinese All-U-Can-Eat-Buffet Restaurant. He got used to being pantless - they couldn't find pants with four legs - but he was frightened at an early age by a chance encounter with soap and water, when a kindly but only partially-sighted old lady, holding him by his nose, tried to rub his face with a wash cloth ... only to find she had him upside down ... and he's always had this penchant for sausage products as a result of breathing in the fumes from the extractor fans of a nearby abattoir as he slept. Anyway he's turned out ok ... apart from the occasional lapses. Most of his friends may be slightly retarded but at least they're loyal. I understand he even got married ... luckily he never went near a vet!

2007-09-29 07:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 8 1

I hadn't heard that yet! Yes, it's very exciting!!! Can't wait!! Wow, between this and his upcoming best seller hitting book store shelves, I hope he'll still have time for new episodes of The Buk Show her in P&S!

2016-05-17 04:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

..so you're saying he was raised by wild dogs in your back yard after you found him in the woods as a ferral child..?!!

!^_^!

2007-09-29 16:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 1 0

False...Buk Naked..but then Large Marge found some pants for him...and he's been a wild child ever since...

2007-09-29 12:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 4 0

False. Buk is a wonderful person who was very successful. He fell into hard times and now people are down on him.

2007-09-29 06:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Uhh I think you need to get your stories straight. It was a pack of wild cats. We had great times together and were well taken care of. And what's with the name callin', Feral indeed!

2007-09-29 07:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 3 1

Sorry. I joined the party shortly after Buk's reign. A popular fellow, I must say.....

2007-09-29 06:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by Haaaaay! 5 · 3 1

one need not be raised by wild dogs to be wild at heart...

2007-09-29 14:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by blueJean 6 · 2 0

the pack were wild poodles. i heard

2007-09-29 09:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by richfraga 7 · 1 0

Really? I think he's one of the smartest here in the P & S.
He even has a Talk Show.

2007-09-29 06:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

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