I always thought he was a mongrel puppy discovered in a cardboard box and adopted by a coupl'a bums who raised him as a human in a dumpster behind a soup kitchen next door to a Chinese All-U-Can-Eat-Buffet Restaurant. He got used to being pantless - they couldn't find pants with four legs - but he was frightened at an early age by a chance encounter with soap and water, when a kindly but only partially-sighted old lady, holding him by his nose, tried to rub his face with a wash cloth ... only to find she had him upside down ... and he's always had this penchant for sausage products as a result of breathing in the fumes from the extractor fans of a nearby abattoir as he slept. Anyway he's turned out ok ... apart from the occasional lapses. Most of his friends may be slightly retarded but at least they're loyal. I understand he even got married ... luckily he never went near a vet!
2007-09-29 07:12:54
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answered by Dolores & the prune 7
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I hadn't heard that yet! Yes, it's very exciting!!! Can't wait!! Wow, between this and his upcoming best seller hitting book store shelves, I hope he'll still have time for new episodes of The Buk Show her in P&S!
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answered by ? 3
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..so you're saying he was raised by wild dogs in your back yard after you found him in the woods as a ferral child..?!!
!^_^!
2007-09-29 16:39:25
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answered by t_blond_chick 7
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False...Buk Naked..but then Large Marge found some pants for him...and he's been a wild child ever since...
2007-09-29 12:44:29
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answered by Boopsie 6
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False. Buk is a wonderful person who was very successful. He fell into hard times and now people are down on him.
2007-09-29 06:10:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Uhh I think you need to get your stories straight. It was a pack of wild cats. We had great times together and were well taken care of. And what's with the name callin', Feral indeed!
2007-09-29 07:03:36
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answered by MomToDavid 5
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Sorry. I joined the party shortly after Buk's reign. A popular fellow, I must say.....
2007-09-29 06:18:11
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answered by Haaaaay! 5
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one need not be raised by wild dogs to be wild at heart...
2007-09-29 14:10:31
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answered by blueJean 6
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the pack were wild poodles. i heard
2007-09-29 09:56:09
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answered by richfraga 7
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Really? I think he's one of the smartest here in the P & S.
He even has a Talk Show.
2007-09-29 06:11:35
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answered by Anonymous
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