you've been abducted by aliens and they want to do experiments on you, how do you talk them out of it?

Answer 1

I would tell them i suffer from very bad conditions like...Halitosis,festering boils,b.o,that disease that you smell of fish and severe flatulance,if that doesnt put them off they can probe away.

Answer 2

In English -the universal language
If they don't understand I 'll take all the chemicals' bottles existing in their experiment lab and spill these chemicals on the aliens, then run away and jump of the spacecraft/ their planet/ take a rocket to go home

Answer 3

I ask them if they are preparing to invade our planet and that I will be an asset to them to not experiment on me as my whole brain is worth more than half a brain

Answer 4

Tell them to wait for Great Big Billy Goat Gruff....oh...hang on...wrong story....depends on what the experiments involved I guess...

Answer 5

I'd say "Sniffum ekil I. sniffum deesyppop nomel. Suoiciled os."

Then I'll hit them over the head and run.

Answer 6

I would tell them that if they did surgy on me poison comes out of my body and gets into there body and kill them and then they will freak and i will be taken back to earth! xxx

Answer 7

Say "I'm an abnormal specimen"

If they're trying to find out how humans react to stuff,you won't be any good if your abnormal!

Answer 8

Tell them at my age and with my ailments there is nothing but old bones to look at.

Answer 9

they can do whatever they want as long as they give me good alien drugs so i do not feel anything...

Answer 10

I'd punch them out of my way.Actions speak louder than words. :)