Does anybody know any tips for doing mean things to someone but discretely?

Question

This is for someone who I live with, an evil parent. Please send me tips on how to really annoy someone, without going to far

Answer 1

Leaving mess everywhere, loud music, be really nice to them (evil people hate it when other's are nice to them), drink ipicac syrup and throw up on their sofa, carpet or bed (accidentally on purpose), drive a wedge between them and their partner, move something precious of theirs so they can't find it. . .There's just a few . . . hope this helps .

Answer 2

The evil parent is letting you live with them?? I assume they pay the bills and buy the food. Yes, I have a tip! Grow up; be good to them; thank them for giving you a place to live.

Answer 3

You got to be young.

1 of the top ten is honor your mother and father!
But if there is harm being dished out to you, then you need to tell someone right away.

If your just mad cause their strict, well too bad.

Answer 4

I'm a mother, you think i'll give you any tip?
i'll tell you to learn to be more grateful and appreciative to the hands that feed you...

Answer 5

Best advice I can give you . . .

Your desire to do mean things is an attempt to solve a problem (mean parent).

Maybe you are hoping you will establish yourself as superior (or at least dangerous enough) so that they will leave you alone, in which case you want them to know you did it, or . . .

You are hoping that being mean to them will help them realize that being mean is not cool. It wont, it might even make them feel threatened and feel as thought they have to be even worse to you. or . . .

You are looking for catharsis or to vent your frustration. I'm guessing this is it since you mentioned being discrete.

The above are maladaptive and wont get you what you want.

Before I show you some possible solutions you should consider if you are actually in the right here. Is this parent really being mean (severely beating you, starving you, emotionally traumatizing you by waking you up in the middle of the night screaming at you or screaming at you every day and threatening you) or is he/she just not doing what you want or giving you a perhaps unfair but reasonable punishment? It sucks being someones child sometimes but even shitty parents are usually better than nothing.

You can appeal to authority such as
the other parent, social services, or someone that the mean parent respects or admires.

If you are old enough you could see about getting emancipated.

1) you need to do something nice for them to get thier attention. Before you tell them what you did or show them actually tell them "I wanted to do something nice for you so I . . ." Some people are so preoccupied with problems that they dont notice the good things in life, you have to point it out for them. Its best if it is something that they will have to do and dont want to or something they are unable to do for themselves.

2) you need to have a CLEAR and UNDERSTANDABLE complaint. Tell them you have a big problem that you cant continue living with. Something has to be done about it. Tell them the problem. Ask them how they would like living with their boss and worse if he treated them this way. Remind them that they are your parent(s) and they should try to show you some love.

3) you need to have at least one CLEAR and UNDERSTANDABLE solution.

4) be persistent, you might just need to catch them at the right time to get them to realize.

possible solutions you can suggest:
They can stop XYZ and do ABC instead.
For one month you only talk to your other parent and the mean parent has to go through them to talk to you.
For one month you and the mean parent only communicate in writing using non subjective terms and as few adjectives as possible.
emancipation
going to live with relatives or friends for a while
social services
you can kill them (dont)
you can kill yourself (dont)
you can sell drugs or whore yourself to save money to run away (dont)

The last three are just to make them realize you REALLY need this to change.

If the parent insists on blaming you suggest that the two of you go see a child psychologist or school counsellor (child psychologists often have to be parent psychologists, but do it so the parents dont realize thats what is happening)


Remember: if you dont know what else to do call social services! and keep calling until they listen! If its really bad enough for you to look for help or want to hurt your parents then you probably just need out. Foster homes are not nearly as bad as most kids living arrangements.

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Lastly dont listen to this BS about them LETTING you live with them. They didnt just find you on the street and let you live with them. They had you. Plus, you think they arent expecting you to help them out when they get old? Do they use you for slave labor mowing the lawn and stuff to offset the costs of raising you? Did you ask them to have you? There are a lot of stupid selfish jerks out there that have kids because they want a baby to cuddle, or someone to take care of them when they are older, or to keep up with the jones'. They CHOSE to have you. Well, usually. Even if they didnt its still a duty and responsibility to provide for you until you can for yourself. See my question about having kids.

Answer 6

I wanted to say something like honor and all that but looks like everyone already covered that so I'll just say thanks for the two points

Answer 7

ask tons of stupid question....keep coming in and out of a loud door.....loud music,....just blank stare at them all the time