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Check in your wallet, see if you have any dollar bills in there. And by the way, don't type until you wash up right?
;-)

2007-10-05 06:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tony 6 · 0 0

If I'm at home,
I just step into the hall
&
get some more.
If I'm in a public restroom,
I usually have something in my purse
that I can use.
I used my grocery list, one time.
I don't recommend it,
notebook paper wasn't designed
for heavy combat.

2007-09-28 11:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0 0

Make sure you bring a newspaper or such to read. When needed tear off an piece and you might want to wet it in the sink to soften it.

2007-10-03 22:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by Art W 1 · 0 0

Strip, and jump in the shower. You should do this anyway after every dump. Much more sanitary. Keep the back door clean.

2007-09-28 16:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Never run out, anymore.
I have before, only thing to do is jump into shower and wash nasty bottom.

Your question is pretty funny

Good luck

2007-09-28 03:15:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If I'm alone run with my pants down my ankles to get some. If my husband's home I'll yell out for him to bring me a roll.
I suddenly have the urge to poo.

2007-09-28 03:13:45 · answer #6 · answered by Your Mom 5 · 0 1

No, no, no this is too awful to even contemplate!!! If this happens to you, you have to yell for the nearest, closest relation and pray very, very hard that they hear you.

2007-10-04 17:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well it depends where you are, if at home, you can use a face cloth, however if your out and about, the only thing I can think of being creative of course, is to use your underwear.

But please trash them after that.

Poo poo poo lol

2007-10-03 15:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by Katura N 3 · 0 0

Pray

2007-09-28 03:13:55 · answer #9 · answered by Cottie 1 · 0 2

Hmmm, That shower curtain is really looking nice from where I am sitting.

2007-09-28 03:29:26 · answer #10 · answered by Angus. 4 · 0 0

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