Not this, but a bit of the lyrics fit!!. lol
Let me tell you the story of a fan named Glenn.
We met at a con, but I couldn't say when.
He's something of a hunk, and hetero, I guess,
But the only thing is, he likes to cross-dress.
(Spoken): Skirts, that is.
Glenn's certainly male. He's bearded and tall,
Isn't trying to be a woman at all.
But when he's at a con, he dresses as he feels,
In a pretty plaid skirt, and stockings and heels.
(Spoken): Pumps, that is.
Glenn had a good job to support his fannish ways,
Writing software for a living, most working days.
He's a pretty good coder, I've heard it said,
So what should it matter that he dresses in red?
(Spoken): Bright, that is.
Now, times they got tough, as they sometimes do,
And Glenn had to go for a job interview
At a big software company just down the road,
But Glenn didn't know that they had a dress code.
(Spoken): Rules, that is.
Well, Glenn's friend worked for that same company,
So he asked, "Do you have any tips for me?
Any way to impress your personnel guy?
Like, maybe I should come in a suit and a tie."
(Spoken): Square, that is.
"Oh, no," said the friend, "we're informal. That means
That most of us work in a t-shirt and jeans.
Just dress for the interview anyway you'd like."
So six-foot Glenn came in seven-inch spikes.
(Spoken): Heels, that is.
Now, Glenn was impeccable, and nobody's slob,
But they didn't hire him for that programming job.
The moral of the story: If you want to stand a chance
Getting hired by mundanes -- better show up in pants.
2007-09-30 05:49:43
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answered by jack 5
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This may be stretching things out a bit but another possibility is "Bang A Gong (Get It On)" by T-Rex. There was a rather loud and crude remake of this song that became a hit in the mid-1980s. It was by The Power Station.
2007-09-27 20:45:53
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answered by RoVale 7
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Sounds like it may be "Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress' by the Hollies
2007-09-27 18:49:03
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answered by a_cup_vt2003 4
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Yep I agree with a_cup
give a listen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP94PlEtsEQ
2007-09-27 19:10:25
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answered by sunnydaze 3
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