I'm looking to add some "comedy" to some text I'm writing and wanted something to this effect:
As free as _______
or
Freer than a _______
The idea being something "funny" and something that people can relate to.
Any ideas?
I had: "As free as the air you're breathing right now". Looking for something better.
2007-09-27 17:35:55 · 9 answers · asked by Miskit 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
the fart :)
2007-09-27 18:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by v@rd@ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As free as a bum with too much time on his hands. Looking for a hand out which costs him nothing.
Freer than a ex-con who has been released and is still looking over his shoulders, because he just don't feel right walking around without the sight of hedged barbed wire.
2007-10-02 00:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by swishersweets97 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As free as that feeling you get when you aren't wearing any underwear under your kilt.
Freer than a celebrity drunk driving convict.
Freer than admission to the next big Britney Spears concert.
Free as a viral infection during spring break
Freer than a foot fungus at a flip flop factory
2007-09-28 00:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by greengo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As free as junk mail.
or
Freer than a stubbed toe.
Sharon
2007-09-28 00:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by mountain_momma2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A)As free as a lepers bowels at their annual chili cook-off.
B) As fre as a gringo's bowels on Cinco de Mayo in Tijuana after eating his first Taco de Gato.
2007-09-28 01:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As free as an engagement ring after a breakup.
2007-09-28 00:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As free as Britney Spears feels when she's not wearing undies!
2007-09-28 01:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by ello 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
as free as a GAY PERSON LIVING IN IRAN. Remember, the President of that country insisted there was no such thing as a gay in Iran.
2007-09-28 00:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mike 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As free as O.J.!
2007-09-28 00:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by Popcorn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋