If I had my way, he'd ultimately have to clean toilets with his own tooth bursh using only his right hand. His boss would be a Lesbian Jew wearing outfits designed by Britney Spears. She would also make him pass out fliers and posters for NOW in front of a Mormon church.
2007-09-27 16:31:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I'm fine with offing bin Laden, but I think it's the easy way out. Plus, it makes him a martyr. I think we should make his last days as unpleasant as possible even if it takes a reeeeeeeeeally long time.
2007-09-27 16:38:04 · update #1
Listen to Comedian Ron White. He says:
Osama Bin Laden is prepared to die for his cause. However, he is ill prepared to be a large man named Bubba's "wife" in a prison.
2007-09-27 16:35:35 · answer #1 · answered by LC 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
OOO!!! Make him the main attraction here at the "Folsom Street Parade" in San Francisco.
Nothing worse for a homophobe than to be the "play thing" for the largest community of Gay men in the US!
2007-09-29 17:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by Feelin Randi? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Inviting him to NYC to speak at the UN about terrorism. Then having a all Jewish security entourage and every place he goes to eat can only serve pork.
And after that he gets arrested. And stuck in a cell with a drunk transsexual hooker. Forever.
2007-09-27 23:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Brian I 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I thought libs were opposed to torture.
But even on a general death penalty question they will talk about making them suffer life in prison as it is better punishment.
Myself I'm more practical. I believe in removing the problem rather than toying with it.
I'm a proud supporter of the death penalty for child molesting scum and terrorists.
2007-09-27 23:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Turn him over to the Saudis and let them chop him up. Would be harder to make him out to be a martyr if the "defenders of Mecca" are the ones that kill him.
2007-09-28 02:18:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex with Roseanne Barr While she sings the National Anthem.
2007-09-28 00:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by og0925go 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Castration would be good... But beheading would be better!
Especially on live global tv, combined with a threat to nuke mecca if America is attacked again!
2007-09-27 23:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In case you do not know this if a Muslim eats pork he/she cannot go to heaven. I would stuff a large piece of pork into Osama's mouth and then shoot him.
2007-09-28 01:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess lock him in a room full of libtards and let him eat their government cheese for the rest of his life.
2007-09-28 00:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Drill tiny holes in his gums and drip cold water in the holes?
2007-09-27 23:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by America_Akbar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋