Things You will never see a Hallmark card say lmao...?

Question

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."

."I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."

"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!I never knew what evil was before this!"

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it

"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

HELLO!!!
When we first met, it was with HELLO.
Now that I'm here with you, my life is now one big HELLO!!!
(Without the O)

Answer 1

where have YOU been- Hallmarks Shoebox does all of those.
;o}

think Maxine!

Answer 2

I like the " as you grow older mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." because it's true.



(I don't go to therapy, though)

Answer 3

Thats pretty cool Boo

Answer 4

"Sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died,
I'm sure when you heard the news you broke down and cried,
you said that you'd miss her, but you really lied,
'cause I heard you joke you didn't know they made coffins that wide."

Answer 5

You could be the first to do it.

Answer 6

that was good and another one is love stinks and your day is bad take a case and I kick you out

Answer 7

haha

Answer 8

thanks for the laff!