Here is a brief description of the might Aircraft carrier
Perhaps the first ship of the next class of carriers will be the USS Bill Clinton. It will boast the ability to steer a course straight down the middle, but will have a tendency to veer to the left or toward large sums of money. It will be fueled by an unending supply of testosterone, which perpetually replenishes itself. Its presence will always be marked by chaos and destruction, but there will never be enough evidence to prove that it was really there. Maintenance of this class will be a nightmare as items will constantly disappear from the aircraft and wardroom furniture will mysteriously vanish.
Its sister ship, the USS Hillary Rodham, will easily steer to the left or to the right, if you know what I mean. Keeping decklogs on this ship will be difficult, as there will be no knowledge of having been anywhere or having done anything. This ship will also run on testosterone
2007-09-27 14:16:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
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2007-09-27 14:24:12 · update #1
An Aircraft Carrier, like hell. A floating cathouse would be more fitting.
2007-09-27 16:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by smsmith500 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding
2007-09-27 14:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by 1st Buzie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the flag of the USS Bill Clinton which will fly directly beneath the US flag, will be a field of blue with a semen stain on it. The flag of the Hillarious Clinton will be a picture of a gun in the right hand of a left handed man (Vince Foster) while trying to shoot himself, after taking so much illegal cash out of the country for both of them.
2007-09-27 14:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
When the Ship of Fools is finally finished. They keep thinking it's finished, but then they have to add on extra rooms.
2007-09-27 14:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Emily Dew 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Discounting everything you say because it is just plain silly, I hope it is not for a long time.
I am not sure if this is accurate, but I do believe that a military ship will not be named after a person till that person is deceased.
Peace
Jim
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2007-09-27 14:23:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
BILL, POST Burial, with full LIBERAL INTERN HONORS !
HILLARY, "The first day I AM PRESIDENT, I WILL call all of 'MY' Chiefs Of Staff, and The Military Leaders, and after I call them all LIARS, I will order THE greatest "WAR SHIP" ever built, to be constructed and It Will Bear 'MY NAME" !!!!!
2007-09-28 02:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just use on of the many that were mothballed during his administration to maximize the peace dividend.
2007-09-27 14:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Kinpatsu 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Here's the design.
http://home.att.net/~karen.crisafulli/CigarBoats.html
2007-09-27 14:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude your frickin awesome!
Good one love the solar power.
2007-09-27 15:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by ak6702 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking of something more like his prowess, speed and her agility and stedfastness.........
a Garbage Scow!
2007-09-27 17:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋