A's for arthritis,
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains - perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show...
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus - there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary... big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry - NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found;
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
2007-09-27 13:28:51 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your question is letter perfect.
2007-09-27 13:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-03 08:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by Dinah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol you mean it gets worse????? i want to be 21 :)
2007-09-27 15:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it....but I'm not at that stage yet!
2007-09-27 13:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by hello world 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol i think so
2007-09-27 13:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by tigerleeaussie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋