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2007-09-27 12:49:30 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Social Science Sociology

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I was in a lift with my 2 boys (3 & 5) and my mum and sister
I farted and of course the lift stopped and 3 other people got in. My 5 year old pipes up and asks "Do you smell that"
One of the ladies said she did and that it smelt bad. My 5 year old happily tells her "That was my mum. She farts all the time. I have to get a peg for my nose its so bad. She drives daddy crazy"
Everybody starts laughing and I go bright red. Of course he is getting all the attention so he keeps going on and on about it. Telling everybody that I fart all the time and that they are always loud and smelly (NOT true lol)

2007-09-27 12:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by Kylie J 2 · 4 0

As a child I was going through Catholicism class. At the end of the class the Father was saying a prayer. In the middle of it he passed gas, loudly. I tried desperately not to laugh but I mean come on, I was 8 years old. Of course I ended up laughing which my Mother did not find amusing at all. That was over 30 years ago. I will always remember that moment.

2007-09-27 23:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by D squared 6 · 4 1

this happened last year. I was getting out of my b/f friends car. He was the driver, and as I went to stand up I ripped one. I stood straight up and I was like blushing red thinking to myself I hope he didn't hear that. Keeping a straight face I turned around and stuck my head back into the car to get my purse. I looked at him and the look on his face made me LMAO. He said huh you didn't have to do it in my face. LMAO Good thing it didn't smell.

2007-09-28 00:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by Msbearr 6 · 4 0

I was twelve years old, trying to impress a friend of my older brother. We were playing Monopoly. I leaned over to move my game piece and ripped a loud one.

2007-09-27 20:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by cowabunga 3 · 4 0

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