Condoms
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
2007-09-27 12:42:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol u fanny f**kster
2007-09-27 12:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
2007-10-04 12:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lite beer condoms - great taste less filling.
Cracker Jack condoms - A prize in every package
2007-09-27 12:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dogness 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thank you for making me laugh before I go to bed, very funny.
Jeremy alot of the companies are British, and the advert slogans will be aimed at British consumers.
2007-09-27 12:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by enlightened goddess 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always liked the idea of Jiffy Condoms. Have you heard the expression "I'll come in a Jiffy"?
2007-10-03 01:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mcdonald condoms-Stonger enough for Ronald.
2007-10-04 13:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah yeah nice one , but condoms dont protect you at all , my mate was wearing one and he got hit by a bus !!
2007-09-27 19:16:18 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
intel condoms - pentium inside
Microsoft condoms - office edition
2007-10-01 20:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Energizer is "keeps on going and going," not duracell! Duracell is the copper top. And it's M&M's that melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I've never even heard of half of these "major" companies. Sainsbury, Halford, Muller Light, FCUK, Abbey National, Minstrels, Galaxy, Peugeot, Tesco...WTF!?
2007-09-27 12:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy's Jeremiad 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL, thats gonna inspire human beings to have intercourse i think of, childrens generally & sons and daughters. Mommy look Hannah Montana are you able to purchase me those ? young ones prefer each and every thing that has Hannah . Miley on it . Its humorous that they decide for her over her fulfillment .She takes bare %of herself .. wait, oh she does it concentrated on Jesus. "Jesus rocks! I sing, act and dance for Jesus! I do each and every thing for Jesus" :D
2016-10-09 23:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the childish but humorous attempt at amusement but I really didn't detect a question in this?
2007-10-04 20:57:10 · answer #11 · answered by theradicalwomen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋