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...I read,recently that each of the "Osmonds" as a family,sought out Chuck Norris as a body guard,but he declined their proposition,and eventually trained them to kill with their bare hands.
Could you tell me how long they've been trained killers?

2007-09-27 12:19:29 · 9 answers · asked by STORMY 5 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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Chuck Norris has something to do with everyone's death. Hmm... they have been trained for 5 minutes. With Chuck Norris as teacher, you need to catch up fast or you die; Chuck is not a really patient fella.

~Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people

2007-09-27 16:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 2 0

Is it just me, or does anyone think Chuck Norris has false teeth? Where did his real teeth go? Or did he just really, really old all of a sudden...I'm confused. Should a grandpa with false teeth be trusted to train the Osmonds?

2007-09-28 16:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Missy (aka: La Tigres) 5 · 2 0

You have it backwards. It is not widely known, but the Osmonds are a family of CIA trained assasins that take on the role of celebrities to get gain the trust and get close to high profile targets.

Sincerely,

Chuck Barris

2007-09-27 12:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by American Citizen 3 · 3 0

It has been several years. It was right before Donny broke Michael Jackson's nose. You thought Michael was having those surgeries for cosmetic reasons. Wrong, it was because Donny kicked his a** because Michael had invited Donny's kids over for the weekend.

2007-09-27 12:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by going postal 7 · 3 0

We better hope that Marie doesn't get voted off Dancing with the Stars then- the British guy better be nice to her.

2007-09-27 13:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Chuck does not train anyone, he beats them.

2007-09-27 12:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I cood rassel this guy and win.

2007-09-28 03:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Where did you hear that? I don't think it could be verified too easily.

2007-09-27 16:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 2 0

Key Largo is a classic to me....bogey and edward g robinson......CLASSIC...

2016-04-06 04:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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